Dark Lord Happy Hour
Posted by admin in Movies & TV tagged with Harry Potter / Star Wars / Lord of the Rings / LOTR / Sauron / Alcohol / Voldemort / Darth Vader / Lager / Cocktail / Wine / Cheers OnIt’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday, the three Dark Lords have arrived. There a Sith and a Maiar and a Wizard to boot, lamenting how they’ve barely survived. Darth Varder is nursing his pint of ale, while Sauron’s cocktail makes him less of a man Voldemort is chatting away, with […]
The Usual Middle Earth Suspects
Posted by admin in Movies & TV tagged with Gollum / Lord of the Rings / LOTR / Sauron / Middle Earth / The Usual Suspects / Saruman / Black Rider / Uruk-Hai / Charity / Verbal Kint OnThis whole thing was a shakedown…there’s no way they’d line five felons in the same row. Five men – Saruman, Sauron, The Witch-King of Angmar, Lurtz, Gollum – brought in on a trumped-up charge to be leaned on by halfwits. To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It’s […]
Lost: One Ring
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Typographic tagged with LOTR / Ring / Lord of th Rings / Sauron / Mordor OnSauron’s previous attempts to find the ring of power through the Mordor Times Lost and Found section were not as successful as he might have hoped. LOST: ONE RING. Plain & boring ~ no use for binding or ruling or anything like that. Last seen on Gladden Fields. Please contact […]
