Sore Thumbs
Thank you, game controllers. Thank you for giving us the mastery over our video lives that we always lacked in our real ones. Thank you for abetting our crippling addiction, driving us further into pixel-based simulacra and away from the dwindling pool of people who actually care about us. Thank […]
Retro Wizard
If you spent your formative years in front of a console helping a plumber save a princess, saving the world from space invaders, adventuring around Hyrule, helping a yellow dot eat power pellets and ghosts, or just gaming in full 8-bit glory, then you my friend are officially a retro […]
MK Driving School
Defensive driving is for wusses. If you suffer from road rage when someone cuts you off; if you feel the need for revenge when you get hit from behind; or if you just have a loathing for Baby Peach passing you on the inside, you need the Mushroom Kart Driving […]
Particular Set of Gaming Skills Dark
So your parents / wife / significant-non-gaming-other tell you that you have wasted your life playing video game; that you’ll never amount to anything if you don’t get off the couch and do something. What they fail to realize is that your years at the console have honed your skills. […]
