Empire Safety Program
After a long and rigorous review by the Imperial Fleet’s Workplace Health & Safety Review Team, a number of safety violations have been identified aboard the Death Star. To bring the ship into immediate compliance with current safety regulations, safety signs must be installed in all hazardous areas around the ship. Remember, […]
Not Your Regular Kind of Deer
Typically when you see a warning sign with a deer, you expect to see an animal bounding about in the area. Lannister. Stark. Targaryen. Arryn. Tully. Greyjoy. All houses be warned: warrior king feasting and fornicating in this area. Inspired by Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and […]
No Step
Finally a warning sign that both parents and children want to use… Children (or husbands): When you’re in your groove, blocks spread around the floor and the greatest lego creation the world has ever known in the process of being built, you don’t want your parents (or wife) stumbling in […]
Ninjas and Pirates and Lasers, Oh My!
I’m not entirely sure where you might see Jesse Coté’s warning sign, but I’m guessing if you see this sign you’re not likely to heed the warning. You’re rather more likely to run straight into the area to see said ninjas and pirates and lasers and shit because each of […]
Low Flying Spacecraft
After a long and rigorous review by the Imperial Fleet’s Workplace Health & Safety Review Team, a number of safety violations have been identified aboard the Death Star. To bring the ship into immediate compliance with current safety regulations, safety signs must be installed in all hazardous areas around the ship. Remember, […]
Handle With Care
Remember kids, it’s all fun and games until somebody loses a hand. Handle Lightsabers with care or risk losing your hand and/or other limbs. Do not use in presence of rebellious children. Persistent use around Ja Ja Binks is recommended.
