How I Met Your Plumber
Suit Up with Nintendo’s Super Mario Bros and How I Met Your Mother’s Barney Stinson.
Hero in a Pac-Shell (Donnie)
Shredder and the Foot Clan had better watch out! The only thing this mutated Turtle loves more than chomping on pizza pellets is battling (and eating) Ninja Ghosts! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Pacman in this retro mash-up. Raphael, Michaelangelo and Leonardo also available.
A Pixel of My Childhood
It’s easy to get nostalgic about the 8-bit pixellated glory that was the video games your childhood.
Sore Thumbs
Thank you, game controllers. Thank you for giving us the mastery over our video lives that we always lacked in our real ones. Thank you for abetting our crippling addiction, driving us further into pixel-based simulacra and away from the dwindling pool of people who actually care about us. Thank […]
I’m Invincible!
Sometime switching careers doesn’t workout. The differences between being say, a Black Knight guarding a bridge and a plumber-cum-adventurer can be insurmountable. And yet sometimes you get the invincibility star and you get exactly what you want… The Black Knight always triumphs! You yellow-bellied mushroom bastards! I’ll bite your delicious legs off! […]
Waka Waka Hippos
Classic board game Hungry Hungry Hippo meets Pacman in this retro mash-up.
Beating a Game
Battle Toads, Ghosts & Goblins, Mega Man, Top Gun… They have one thing in common: they were all hard as hell! Beating any of these games was an accomplishment. This is for new and old school gamers alike who feel beating a game is still the biggest achievement of all!
Time Travel University
Ok, so you’ve graduated from school and you’re ready to take the next step. Do you find work? Do you go to university? Do you take a gap-year overseas? If you choose to take the college route, where to go and what to study? Business? Comparative Literature? Eastern Philosophy? Why […]
Mr. Slender Head
Get the new Mr. Potato Head disguised as the Slender Man, a paranormal creature who needs to kidnap children! Use your imagination to create all sorts of scary looks (face pieces not included) And get the Slender pages free! Mr. Potato Head toy meets horror game Slender in this mash-up.
Curious Kong
What little monkey hasn’t been curious as to what could happen when they hurl barrels at people? Curious George meets Donkey Kong in this monkey mash-up.
Pikachu Jones
With the ink still wet on the contract selling Star Wars to Disney, George Lucas has endeavoured to reboot the Indiana Jones franchise through a merger with Nintendo. Indiana Jones meets Pokémon in this adventurous mash-up.
Donkey Puft
For all the old-school gamers out there, this could quite possibly be the coolest 80’s game that never was. Featuring all of your favourite Ghostbusters characters, Donkey Kong meets Ghostbusters in this 8-bit mash-up. I ain’t afraid of no 8-bit ghost!
Pac-Trap
Who you gonna call to trap all those pesky ghosts when all you’ve got to offer in exchange are some power pellets? Ghostbuster meets Pacman in this ghostly mash-up.
The King Of All Wild Tanookis
And when he came to the place where the wild tanookis are They roared their cute roars and gnashed their adorable teeth And rolled their silly eyes and showed their cute claws Till Mario said, “BE-A STILL!” And tamed them with the power up Of staring into all their yellow […]
Back in My Day
Celebrate old school, revel in retro, and let nostalgia take you for a ride back to the late 80’s and early 90’s… Back in my Day, back before there were mp3’s, before there were even CD’s, there was the cassette tape. If we wanted music on the move we didn’t […]
The Princess of Peach
You may be familiar with the surrealist painting “The Son of Man” by Magritte – a man in an overcoat and a bowler hat – his face covered by a hovering green apple – standing in front of a short wall. That’s the painting, not Magritte himself. Well actually, it […]
Apocalypse Lunch
Some dinosaurs go extinct, others save the world… It’s a scientific fact that dinosaurs became extinct as a result of a meteorite impacting the Earth. What’s often left out of the text books is that Yoshi had saved the world many times before thanks to his veracious appetite for foreign […]
Tanuki Evolution
It is a commonly accepted scientific fact that the Tanooki Mario has evolved from the Japanese Racoon Dog, Tanuki. Of course there are others who believe that fat, flying plumbers who can turn to stone were created by a higher power…Nintendo. Super Mario Bros meets evolution in this mash-up.
Geek Brain Mind Map
Games. Computers. Internet. Movies. Graphic Novels. Action Figures. Do any of these sound like the interests of someone you know? If your loved one enjoys spending their free time participating in any of the aforementioned nefarious pursuits, then they may be a geek. But don’t fret – help is available. Despite their lack […]
QR Link
Video games have come a long way since the times of the original chunky 8-bit graphics. But like fashion, retro always comes back into style… Zelda’s Link faces his toughest quest yet – the QR code of Doom – in this 8-bit geeky mash-up.
ALWAYS ANGRY!
While Keep Calm and Carry On is all good and well if you’re an average Joe scared for you life in war-time England, how relevant is that message these days? No, Always Angry and Smashing S#!t does seem a lot more appropriate in these times when someone taking your carpark can […]
1 Shell 2 Shell
We like the bike! We heart the cart! We sling bananas like Warhol art. Blue is the shell and white is the spike That nukes the cart and fries the bike. Heat-seeking, foe-freaking, wondrous red shells won’t ricochet like a green bat out of hell! I do not like Goombas, […]
123 Plushie Fighters
Even at a young age you knew Ernie and Bert were the sort….a couple of single, mild-mannered guys living together. By day they portrayed the appearance of straight, normal lives in the conservative little Sesame Street. But you got the feeling that things got a little weird at night. Yep, […]
