Han and Wookiee
Join the adventures of psychotic chihuahua Ren Höek Solo and dimwitted cat Stimpson J. Wookie as they smuggle their cargo of magic nose goblins and hair balls across the universe in their 12-catnip ship, the Budgie Smuggler. And be warned, Ren will shoot first, you eediot! Ren and Stimpy as […]
The Millennium Falcor
The NeverEnding Story was my favourite movie when I was 6, and Star Wars – the originals – have been firm favorites shortly after. Imagine a world where The NeverEnding Story meets Star Wars, where a young Anakin Skywalker is an accomplished snail racer; where Jabba the Hut eats rocks […]
El-Wing
After the Battle of Endor, Lando Calrissian continued his valiant crusade alongside the Rebel Forces in the stylish El-Wing. A Star Wars X-wing meets a 1985 El Camino in this Spaceballs-esque mash-up.
Imperial Breakfast
Because you can never really use enough force when juicing an orange. Darth Vader enjoys a healthy breakfast of cornflakes – complete with Death Star bowl – and freshly force-squeezed orange juice in this Star Wars parody.
Shinobi-Wan
Feudal Japan gave us the Shinobi. George Lucas gave us the Jedi (he also gave us Ja Ja Binks, but I am conveniently ignoring that). Both are respected warrior groups versed in the art of war. Both favor sword-like weapons: Jedi use Light Sabers, Shinobi use Katanas; and both favor […]
Vote Smuggler
With the current political climate, the time is right for a new party to arise. One that stands against the wealthy corporate Empire AND the freeloaders; one that represents the hard working and entrepreneurial working class; one built on skill, leadership and bravery, that appreciates innovation and knows just how […]
Dark Side Propaganda
Your Empire needs you. Alone we are weak. Together we are strong. Join the Dark Side and together we can defeat the Rebel Menace. Pick up your free little red book for more information. Star Wars meets Communist Propaganda in this if-Siths-were-Communists mash-up.
Spoilt
Spoiler Alert! Where were you when you found out the Darth Vader was in fact Luke Skywalker’s father or that Verbal Kent was actually Keyser Soze? For most – happily – it will have been watching these movies with their plot twists and turns before climaxing with the dramatic revelation. […]
Dark Lord Happy Hour
It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday, the three Dark Lords have arrived. There a Sith and a Maiar and a Wizard to boot, lamenting how they’ve barely survived. Darth Varder is nursing his pint of ale, while Sauron’s cocktail makes him less of a man Voldemort is chatting away, with […]
Boba Fudd & Bugs Organa
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? No? Me either. (If you’ve never seen Wayne’s World, you’re probably thinking I’m a bit weird about now.) Whatever your take on Bugs Bunny’s cross-dressing tendencies cubik’s Boba Fudd & Bugs Organa […]
Calm You Shall Keep
Jedi master Yoda has always had unique phraseology, or should I say Unique phraseology Jedi master Yoda has – third-person passive tense he must use. Mmmm. Trouble should you find yourself in, calm you shall keep. And carry on you must. Yes, Hmmm. Star Wars Jedi master Yoda meets the […]
Stormtroopa
When all the bombs, bullets and tortoise shells in the world cannot stop a short stumpy plumber from rescuing a princess and dismantling an entire evil empire, it’s time to consider alternate solutions. Similarly, when all the Imperial forces, AT-ATs and stormtroopers in the empire cannot stop a mere farmboy […]
R2DWho Cyb3rPO
I always knew that R2-D2 and C3PO were evil – you can’t trust droids who are over polite or beep a lot – and as it turns out I was right. Star Wars droid R2-D2 has been exterminated, replaced by Doctor Who’s nemesis – a Dalek, while his ever subservient […]
Handle With Care
Remember kids, it’s all fun and games until somebody loses a hand. Handle Lightsabers with care or risk losing your hand and/or other limbs. Do not use in presence of rebellious children. Persistent use around Ja Ja Binks is recommended.
Exterminated
Daleks actually have quite a bit in common with robots. Both are devoid of emotions, both have a tough metal skin, both prefer cold hard logic to abstract concepts such as creativity… and they have more than a passing similarity to robots such as the Terminator. But there is one […]
Hike and Chully
Before Monsters Inc. duo Mike and Sully dedicated their life to harvesting children’s screams (and later laughter), there were a rouge pair of misfits…not really monsters, just a couple of nice guys out to make a living in the galaxy. Mike and Sully from Monsters Inc. dressed as their favorite […]
PredEwok
A cross-breed of a Predator and an Ewok, the PredEwok is one cute little killing machine. Armed with his spear, shoulder cannon and a face-full of teeth, this furry little forest-dweller is ready to hunt some Stormtroopers. This new species does raise some interesting questions (and concerns) though. You’ve got […]
Duel in Space
In the red corner we have the original Space Cowboy. Captain of the Millennium Falcon. Member of the rebellion against the Galactic Empire. His first-mate is a Wookie…Han Solo. Challenging for the title in the blue corner. Captain of Serenity. A Browncoat who fought for independence from the Alliance. His […]
Empire Urban Regeneration
When most people think of the Galactic Empire they think of a totalitarian reigeme based on tyranny, fear, brutal and often lethal force. They focus on actions like a the destruction of Alderaan and the enslavement and/or genocide of countless races including the Wookies. This t-shirt pays homage to the […]
