Do Not Walk Into Mordor
One does not simply walk into Mordor…they have a sign for everything now! Based on the popular Lord of the Rings meme.
Killer Rabbit
You may see him and think him just a bunny, but beware of the rabbit with it’s pointy, pointy teeth. Run Away! Run Away!!! Inspired by Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
Empire Safety Program
After a long and rigorous review by the Imperial Fleet’s Workplace Health & Safety Review Team, a number of safety violations have been identified aboard the Death Star. To bring the ship into immediate compliance with current safety regulations, safety signs must be installed in all hazardous areas around the ship. Remember, […]
Not Your Regular Kind of Deer
Typically when you see a warning sign with a deer, you expect to see an animal bounding about in the area. Lannister. Stark. Targaryen. Arryn. Tully. Greyjoy. All houses be warned: warrior king feasting and fornicating in this area. Inspired by Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and […]
No Step
Finally a warning sign that both parents and children want to use… Children (or husbands): When you’re in your groove, blocks spread around the floor and the greatest lego creation the world has ever known in the process of being built, you don’t want your parents (or wife) stumbling in […]
Free hugs
Have you ever felt down or depressed? Feel that the world just doesn’t understand you? Do you try to split your soul for immortality or kill muggles for fun? Then you need a hug. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has turned over a new leaf and is here to help you with the Voldemort […]
Ninjas and Pirates and Lasers, Oh My!
I’m not entirely sure where you might see Jesse Coté’s warning sign, but I’m guessing if you see this sign you’re not likely to heed the warning. You’re rather more likely to run straight into the area to see said ninjas and pirates and lasers and shit because each of […]
Low Flying Spacecraft
After a long and rigorous review by the Imperial Fleet’s Workplace Health & Safety Review Team, a number of safety violations have been identified aboard the Death Star. To bring the ship into immediate compliance with current safety regulations, safety signs must be installed in all hazardous areas around the ship. Remember, […]
Ni Crossing
CAUTION: Knights of Ni cross here. Use the “N” word with caution. Inspired by the Monty Python sketch, Knights Who Say Ni.
No Louding
Chinglish (noun). The art of translating Chinese into English which – through poor grammar, spelling and total lack of knowledge or understanding of the English language – is unintentionally humorous and nonsensical in both languages. Chinglish is abound far and wide in China from street signs to restaurants; advertisements to […]
Zombie Exit
Everyone should have a plan in case of a zombie apocalypse, whether it’s meeting down at the local pub or taking on the undead in an unholy war. Whatever your intended plan, you’ll also need an exit strategy. Be prepared and be sure to take note of all emergency zombie […]
