The Ring
A great battle there once was of men and elveses and orcses. They came from across the lands. We wons it we did, oh yes. Smeagol beat them all and they gaves it to him, my precious. Gollum. Gollum. Lord of the Rings meets the Olympics in this gold ring […]
The Geekly Hallows
The Elder Wand. The Resurrection Stone. The Cloak of Invisibility. Together, the Deathly Hallows. He who possesses these three artefacts will become the Master of Death. Meh. Sure, you could probably cross some things off your bucket list with these, but there is a more stylish option… The lightsaber. The […]
The Four Natural Elements
Did Harry Potter defeat Voldemort by blowing on him? No. Was war fought in Middle Earth because Sauron possessed a cup of Water. I think not. Can Jedi move objects and control weak-minded people because they have a packet of matches in their pocket. I doubt it. And does Doctor Who save […]
Lost: One Ring
Sauron’s previous attempts to find the ring of power through the Mordor Times Lost and Found section were not as successful as he might have hoped. LOST: ONE RING. Plain & boring ~ no use for binding or ruling or anything like that. Last seen on Gladden Fields. Please contact […]
Keep Calm and Destroy the Ring
Really, what can one do when fleeing Nazgul, Orcs, Uruk-hai, Ring-wraiths and the all-seeing eye of Sauron? Keep Calm and Destroy the Ring. Sound advice for all those on a perilous mission into Mordor to destroy the ring of power. Lord of the Rings parody of the old Brittish “Keep […]
