Animals with Frickin' Laserbeams
You can never have too many animals with too many lasers on their heads. Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, […]
Punkda
This panda’s got ‘tude. Go you little anarchist you! Confucius save Mao(To the tune of the Sex Pistols’ God Save the Queen) Confucius save Mao Communist tao Politically red We’re under the bed! Confucius save Mao We’ve got Macau Population reading Pandas are breeding Pandas stand for what you want Pandas […]
PANDAMONIUM
Sure they look all cute and adorable with their soft fur and gentle nature but don’t push them too far or it will be pandamonium. You’ve seen Kung Fu Panda. You know what they’re capable of.
Pandastronaut
The Americans have launched chimps into space. The Russians launched dogs into space. The Muppets even had Pigs in Space. And now, the Chinese have Pandas into space. Because establishing off-world panda colonies is the obvious solution for an endangered species. Support the Space Program that supports shooting endangered animals into […]
There is no charge for awesomeness
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness. How can one repay such awesomeness? Simple. There is no charge for awesomeness. Inspired by the famous words […]
