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When most people look at the Smurfs they see cute, adorable little blue creatures. But like any species introduced into a foreign environment, they can have a devastating impact on the local flora and fauna. Just ask the good folk of the Mushroom Kingdom…. The Smurfs have devastated the Mushroom Kingdom with […]
Prehistoric Sushi
Have you ever really looked at the characters of Super Mario Bros? Amongst others, you’ve got Koopa Troopas – mutant ducks with shells – and Goombas – mutant mushrooms with legs. And then you’ve got Yoshi, a seemingly normal kawaii little dinosaur. So what’s his backstory? How did he end […]
The Plumber Signal
When your hot water has stopped working, you will need him. When your drains are overflowing and clogged with hair. Wherever there’s a plumbing emergency, Just use the plumber signal and he’ll be there. Wherever you are in the Mushroom Kingdom and with whatever emergency you have, you can always […]
Pirhana Bites The Bullet
If there’s one thing an addiction to TV and video games has taught me, it’s that the sewers are a breeding ground for mutants. Lets look at the facts: Futurama – the sewers are home to all mutants (except Leila). Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – not only did the sewers […]
Koopa Country
Comparisons between Super Mario Bros and Hunter S. Thompson’s “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” were inevitable. Certainly, both appear to have been created in drug-induced hazes over sleepless nights and both main characters are reliant on the continued use of various…ahem… “power-ups” to do the job at hand. Featuring […]