The Meaning of Life
Monty Python meets Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in this philosophical mash-up.
Python Style
Riding invisible horses before it was cool. Monty Python meets Gangnam Style.
I’m Invincible!
Sometime switching careers doesn’t workout. The differences between being say, a Black Knight guarding a bridge and a plumber-cum-adventurer can be insurmountable. And yet sometimes you get the invincibility star and you get exactly what you want… The Black Knight always triumphs! You yellow-bellied mushroom bastards! I’ll bite your delicious legs off! […]
Condition: Fleshwound
Do you think your invincible? Do you fight beyond your means and skill when playing Fallout OR when crossing swords with the King of England? Do you think strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a basis for a system of government, or rather, that supreme executive power is derived from […]
Tis Tis Tis But A Scratch
Lets not go to the club, tis a silly place…. Inspired by Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
The Black Knight Rises
A lone figure stands silent guarding the English forests. Because he’s the hero that Camelot deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Probably because he has no arms or legs – ’Tis but a bat scratch. A combination of one of this Summer’s blockbusters and one of the greatest medievil period piece ever filmed, Monty […]
Killer Rabbit
You may see him and think him just a bunny, but beware of the rabbit with it’s pointy, pointy teeth. Run Away! Run Away!!! Inspired by Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
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The TaRDiS of Silly Walks (White)
Travelling through time and space – even with a companion – you’re bound to pick up an odd habit or two. Maybe it’s talking to yourself. Maybe it’s answering yourself. Or maybe, it’s a silly walk. Because what better way is there to mock a race of aliens intent on […]
Monty Python Quotes Tee
Monty Python fans rejoice! OK, quick Monty Python test: 1. Can you recite all the notable quotes from Monty Python’s Quest For the Holy Grail? 2. Do you go around randomly quoting these at people? 3. Is a witch lighter than a duck? If you answered yes to any of […]
Life of Brian – Bright Side of Life
Whether you are the messiah or just a naughty boy, Monty Python’s Life of Brian delivers sound advice for coping in this modern world. No, not that people with lisps are funny, nor the adage that I’m Brian and so’s my wife, but rather always look on the bright side […]
World of Ni-Craft
Ever felt the incessant need to yell “Ni” at any passerby? Ever wanted to demand a shrubbery as a tribute for passing over the plains? Ever wanted to terrorize shrubbers in the foothills? If you’re a Warcraft fan and you answered yes to any of these questions, this design is for you. […]
Ni Crossing
CAUTION: Knights of Ni cross here. Use the “N” word with caution. Inspired by the Monty Python sketch, Knights Who Say Ni.
Monty Python Crest
It’s a Monty Python Crest. But it’s pronounced “Throat-Warbler Mangrove”. And now for something completely different… Moose Trainer Wanted. Yodeling experience required…preferably in Chinese. Vegetarians and Italians need not apply.
Impasse
“None shall pass.” “You shall not pass.” Deep in the mines of Moria under the shadow of the road to Camelot, Gandalf the Grey came to an impasse when he encountered the Black Knight by a small bridge spanning a shallow stream in a bottomless chasm. Lord of the Rings […]
Ministry of Silly Muppet Walks
I’ve always thought John Cleese resembled a Muppet, what with his gangly legs and his ability to contort his body into hilarious positions. And I’ve always thought his head flipped up too much when he talked. So who better to pay tribute to Cleese than Kermit the Frog…after all Kermit […]
Keep Calm And Walk Silly
War-time England’s Ministry of Information had the iconic “Keep Calm and Carry On” posters should England have been invaded. Now Monty Python’s Ministry of Silly Walks has their own poster in case of emergency – “Keep Calm and Walk Silly”. Whether you goose-step, shuffle, hop, skip, bop or twirl – […]
A Very Silly Shirt
Over 15 very silly Monty Python quotes taken from Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and Meaning of Life on one very silly shirt. Ni! Ni!
It’s Just A Flesh Wound Operation Game
Monty Python fans rejoice! The “It’s Just A Flesh Wound” Operation Game combines iconic references from Monty Python’s Holy Grail with the much-loved game of skill, Operation. Whether you’re trying to pick his “elderberries”; clutch at his “Ni”; remove his “yellow belly”; deliver a flesh wound or take the Holy […]
