Full Metal Koopa
Anwhere, anytime, you can be struck down by enemy shelling. Racing is war. Full Metal Jacket meets Mario Kart in this mash-up.
MK Driving School
Defensive driving is for wusses. If you suffer from road rage when someone cuts you off; if you feel the need for revenge when you get hit from behind; or if you just have a loathing for Baby Peach passing you on the inside, you need the Mushroom Kart Driving […]
1 Shell 2 Shell
We like the bike! We heart the cart! We sling bananas like Warhol art. Blue is the shell and white is the spike That nukes the cart and fries the bike. Heat-seeking, foe-freaking, wondrous red shells won’t ricochet like a green bat out of hell! I do not like Goombas, […]
GTK: Mushroom Kingdom
Do you find that sometimes when you’re playing Mario Kart there just isn’t enough violence? Do you want to pop the princess in a drive-by shooting? Do you want to go all Yakutza on Yoshi? Do you want to fire-bomb Bowser? If you answered yes, then Grand Theft Kart: Mushroom […]
Leading Causes of Accidents
With the holiday period now over, it is once again time to investigate the leading causes of car accidents on the roads this season. Speeding, of course, is again number one. Another usual suspect – texting while driving – is in second spot, while for the first time since 1992 […]
