The Grey Wizard
Well, it was Saruman who cast off the title of the White Wizard to become Saruman of Many Colours, but it appears here too Gandalf wanted in on the act. The Grey Wizard – Gandalf Stormcrow – displayed here in his wizarding glory. We recommend wearing this shirt while standing […]
Dwarvish Manga
Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Dwalin, Fili, Gloin, Kili, Nori, Oin, Ori and Thorin. Inspired by J.R.R Tolkien’s The Hobbit.
Bilbo Nouveau
Bilbo Baggins is certainly an exceptional hobbit. Some might even say the most exceptional of all hobbits. He was the first hobbit to keep company with the likes of Wizards and Dwarves. He was the first hobbit to set off on adventures to the Misty Mountains and fight dragons. And […]
Tolkien Typography – Gold
“Not all those who wander are lost” — Bilbo Baggins A typography piece based on the poem by Bilbo Baggins, and authored by J.R.R Tolkien. Includes Tolkien’s monogram at the bottom.
Do Not Walk Into Mordor
One does not simply walk into Mordor…they have a sign for everything now! Based on the popular Lord of the Rings meme.
Halfling Feet
I wish that I had Halfing feet Like Brandybucks and Tooks I’d go adventuring with Dwarfs for gold And spend a lifetime writing books I’d travel ‘cross Middle Earth And vanquish all our foes I’d fight the Riders and the Orcs All with hairy toes I’d simply walk to Mordor […]
I’m Geeky and I Know It
Geeks unite! Star Wars. Star Trek. Doctor Who. Computers. Science. Mario. Zelda. Aliens. Lord of the Rings. Too long have we hidden our love for such things for fear of the stigma attached to being a geek. No longer will we be picked on in school or in the workplace. […]
Greetings from the Shire
Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk – Middle-earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being […]
Elect Baggins
The Shire has been faced with increasing uncertainty and an influx of unsavory types in modern times: Dark Riders crossing the Brandywine, the virtual takeover of the Shire by Sharkey and his goblins; and worst of all (for Australians) an increasing number of cashed-up bogans starring in their own “scripted” […]
The Alliance of Magicians
Do not mistake them for conjurers of cheap tricks. The Alliance of Magicians demands to be taken seriously, and as such, Gob has brought some heavy hitters to the Alliance. Gandalf, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Lo-Pan. Lord Voldemort. The creme de la creme of magicians and illusionists. These magic masters will however, […]
Longbottom Leaf
Sure, this is a Lord of the Rings inspired design, but I’d like to thing there are elements of Harry Potter too. In the Harry Potter world Neville Longbottom became somewhat of a horticulturalist specializing in various genus of plants and lo and behold in the Shire Longbottom Leaf is the most popular variety of […]
The Nazgul Bunch
Granted, the Ringwraithes ride Nazgul and try and bring the oncoming doom to Middle Earth at Sauron’s bidding, but are they really evil? Sure, they strike fear and terror into the hearts of those who see them, but then the same can be said for those who have seen The […]
The Ring
A great battle there once was of men and elveses and orcses. They came from across the lands. We wons it we did, oh yes. Smeagol beat them all and they gaves it to him, my precious. Gollum. Gollum. Lord of the Rings meets the Olympics in this gold ring […]
My Dearest Hobbits
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve — Bilbo Baggins Featuring part of Bilbo Baggin’s eleventy-first birthday speech where he lists the Hobbit families in attendance. Inspired by J.R.R Tolkien’s […]
The Fellowship – Frodo Baggins
Frodo Baggins, son of Drogo Baggins, Ring-bearer, member of the fellowship, Hobbit of the Third Age, and one of the most famous of all Hobbits. During the Quest of the Ring, he bore the One Ring to Mount Doom, where it was ultimately destroyed, winning him renown like no other […]
Moria Mobile
Social media and mobile devices have really taken off…apparently even Middle Earth has Facebook now. Lord of the Rings meets Facebook in this mobile mash-up.
Wizards Rule
Lord of the Rings. The Hobbit. Harry Potter. Legend of the Seeker. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The Princess Bride. Willow. Big Trouble in Little China. What do these great books, movies and TV shows have in common? Wizards. Gandalf. Harry Potter. Zeddicus Zu’l Zorander. Tim the Enchanter. Miracle […]
221B Bag End
Is it mere coincidence that Sherlock Holmes and John Watson’s alter egos – Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman – are both in The Hobbit? What with filming commitments and schedule conflicts (and because both enjoy good tilled earth), it was decided it would just be easier for the consulting detective […]
The All Seeing Eye
I like designs that make you do a double-take…especially when they involve two of my favorite geeky passions – Lord of the Rings and Doctor Who. When viewed from a distance, this design resembles the Eye of Sauron – the all-seeing eye atop Barad-dûr in Lord of the Rings. But […]
The Geekly Hallows
The Elder Wand. The Resurrection Stone. The Cloak of Invisibility. Together, the Deathly Hallows. He who possesses these three artefacts will become the Master of Death. Meh. Sure, you could probably cross some things off your bucket list with these, but there is a more stylish option… The lightsaber. The […]
The Four Natural Elements
Did Harry Potter defeat Voldemort by blowing on him? No. Was war fought in Middle Earth because Sauron possessed a cup of Water. I think not. Can Jedi move objects and control weak-minded people because they have a packet of matches in their pocket. I doubt it. And does Doctor Who save […]
Gandalf the White Detergent
After helping defeat the armies of Sauron and Saruman and restoring peace to Middle Earth, Gandalf decided to start his own business. With only a cap full of Gandalf the White Detergent, you too can transform your dirty grey clothes into the whitest of whites. You’ll feel like a whole […]
