Puppet Check Up
*** WARNING: THIS MAY SHATTER YOUR CHILDHOOD DREAMS *** Folks, I have some sad news today. After falling sick at his Malibu home, Kermit the Frog was admitted to hospital this week with suspected carpel tunnel. X-rays revealed the extent of the problem was far worse than first anticipated, showing […]
It’s Not Easy Being Geek
When geek is all there is to be It could make you wonder why But why wonder why wonder I am geek, and it’ll do fine It’s beautiful, and I think it’s what I want to be Referencing Star Wars, Firefly / Serenity, Star Trek, Doctor Who in this parody […]
Green Legs and Ham
Do you like frog legs and ham? I like them very much, my man. I’d eat frog legs and ham right now, but I’m just about to eat a cow. The Swedish Chef has cooked another delicacy, much to the disappointment of Kermit and Miss Piggy. Doctor Seuss meets the […]
He-Frog & Snufflecat
It isn’t easy being green…unless you’re a He-Frog who rides a Snufflecat. Of course, you do have to hold aloft a sword and say the magic words “By the Power of Sesame, I am He-Frog”. Featuring Kermit the Frog and Snuffleupagus dressed as their favourite Masters of the Universe alter-egos, […]
Ministry of Silly Muppet Walks
I’ve always thought John Cleese resembled a Muppet, what with his gangly legs and his ability to contort his body into hilarious positions. And I’ve always thought his head flipped up too much when he talked. So who better to pay tribute to Cleese than Kermit the Frog…after all Kermit […]
Firefrog Kermit
It was only a matter of time before some of those muppets who went into space broke off from the Alliance to make their way as independents out there in the big wide ‘verse. My bet is that Animal was the first reaver. Featuring Kermit the Frog as Captain Malcolm […]
