Now Panic and Freak Out
Now Panic and Freak Out. Sound advise for anyone not wishing to Keep Calm and Carry On. Inspired by the British wartime Keep Calm and Carry On propaganda posters.
Keep Count and Shoot First
The original Keep Calm and Carry On propaganda posters were created to provide guidance to British citizens should Germany invade. Yet the war has passed and times have changed. Britain – and the world at large – faces new threats. Extraterritorial threats. Silent threats. The Silence, so named because they move among […]
I still believe in Heroes
Keep Calm and Carry On is the advice wartime Britain gave to its citizens should the Germans have invaded. The same advice holds true today should the world face an intergalactic force led by Loki set on causing mass destruction to the Earth…that is of course, if you believe in heroes. Do […]
Keep Calm and Finish Him
The first rule of Fight Club might be Do not talk about Fight Club but the first rule of Mortal Kombat is Finish Him! The Ultimate t-shirt for fighting game fans! Mortal Kombat meets British WWII Keep Calm propaganda poster in this mortal mash-up.
ALWAYS ANGRY!
While Keep Calm and Carry On is all good and well if you’re an average Joe scared for you life in war-time England, how relevant is that message these days? No, Always Angry and Smashing S#!t does seem a lot more appropriate in these times when someone taking your carpark can […]
Beatles feat. Dr.Who – Mash Up
The Beatles are undoubtedly one of the most famous and popular bands of all time. They were a musical sensation across the globe with Beatlemania sweeping the world. And did I mention that they were aliens? Yep, that’s right. They’re from an intergalactic race of alien bugs – The Beatles – who […]
Time can be rewritten
There’s never really any need to panic if you’re a time lord because time can be rewritten. Iconic British wartime propaganda Keep Calm poster meets Doctor Who in this British mash-up.
Moss Keep Calm And Call
Remember all you Brits out there: the emergency services number has changed. So when accidently start a fire by leaving your soldering iron on, don’t panic (and don’t turn it into a realistic looking screen-saver). Keep Calm and Call 0118-999-881-99-9119-725-3.
Trust Me I’m The Doctor
Because if you can’t trust the Doctor, who can you trust? Doctor Who quote “Trust Me I’m the Doctor” done in the style of the British war-time Keep Calm propaganda poster.
Keep Calm and Meep Meep
Meep meep meep meep meep. Very sound advice for all of us. I couldn’t have said it better myself. The iconic British wartime Keep Calm and Carry On propaganda poster meets the Muppets in this mash-up.
Wrong!
It may be Mycroft Holmes who toils for Queen and Country, but when Buckingham Palace needs to recover compromising photos of a royal, it’s Sherlock Holmes they consult. The iconic British war-time Keep Calm and Carry on poster meets Sherlock Holmes in this distinctly British mash-up.
Born To Kill
Because sometimes wearing a Stormtrooper uniform and firing laser-guns at your enemy just doesn’t get the message across. Or maybe its just something to wear on your days off. Star Wars meets Full Metal Jacket done in the style of the British Wartime Keep Calm propaganda posters.
Keep Calm and Build On
Nuclear Fallout? Zombie Apocalypse? Alien Invasion? Great Aunty visiting? As long as you’ve got enough four-pieces, nothing else matters – Keep Calm and Build On. Inspired by the British war-time Carry On propaganda posters and iconic childhood toy, Lego.
Calm You Shall Keep
Jedi master Yoda has always had unique phraseology, or should I say Unique phraseology Jedi master Yoda has – third-person passive tense he must use. Mmmm. Trouble should you find yourself in, calm you shall keep. And carry on you must. Yes, Hmmm. Star Wars Jedi master Yoda meets the […]
Damage My Calm
The original Keep Calm and Carry On posters were devised to bring order to Britain in case of invasion. In much the same way, Jayne Cobb brings calm to the ‘verse in his own unique style…with a hat that tells people he ain’t afraid of anything and a big-ass gun […]
Keep Calm And Walk Silly
War-time England’s Ministry of Information had the iconic “Keep Calm and Carry On” posters should England have been invaded. Now Monty Python’s Ministry of Silly Walks has their own poster in case of emergency – “Keep Calm and Walk Silly”. Whether you goose-step, shuffle, hop, skip, bop or twirl – […]
Keep Flying And Stay Shiny
Good advice if you’re heading out to the black. As long as you’ve got an effervescent mechanic to keep the crate running, a pilot to keep her in the sky, a warrior-women first-mate for smuggling, a thug for “public relations”, a doc, a crazy girl, a preacher and a companion, […]
Keep Calm and Destroy the Ring
Really, what can one do when fleeing Nazgul, Orcs, Uruk-hai, Ring-wraiths and the all-seeing eye of Sauron? Keep Calm and Destroy the Ring. Sound advice for all those on a perilous mission into Mordor to destroy the ring of power. Lord of the Rings parody of the old Brittish “Keep […]
