The Droid King
A long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away, a golden king rules over these tiny bear creatures. He is “The Droid King”. Star Wars meets the Lion King in this new-found Disney mash-up.
Buzz Shot First
With the merger between Star Wars and Disney complete, finally the famous cantina scene originally cut from Toy Story can now be included as originally intended. NO editing. NO tampering. NO extra footage. Everyone knows Buzz shot first…until Toy Story Remastered Blu-Ray Edition. Star Wars meets Toy Story in this […]
Dark Lord
With the recent sale of one of the greatest cultural saga’s to a magical giant, it was only time until we stumbled upon some new cutting room floor designs for a new direction (and look) for the future of the series. Star Wars meets Disney in this corporate merger.
Jedi Night-Time Snack
Life as a Jedi really does have some advantages… We’ve all faced it, wanting a midnight snack but not having the energy or inclination to go through the rigmarole of getting up, going to the fridge, searching to find what food you actually have, getting cold hands pulling out some food, then […]
The Skywalking Dead
When it comes to zombies, we all know that they’re pretty slow-moving and have a proclivity for feasting on our brains like Oprah at a buffet. In a post-apocalyptic world where the living-dead control the world, what could be worse? How about the reanimated corpse of a Jedi armed with […]
Jedi in the Future
The epic six-part Star Wars saga really could have been condensed if Luke just went back in time Bill and Ted style to learn how to become a Jedi. Back to the Future meets Star Wars in this time-traveling mash-up.
Jedi In The Streets Sith In The Sheets
Guys: Let’s be honest, there probably only a select group of women this shirt might actually work on. Unless your prospective target is a fellow geek – or gullible enough to actually believe you are a Jedi or a Sith – this shirt may not attract as many women as […]
The Jedi Council Needs YOU!
Sometimes the best way to fight the enemy is with propaganda. The Galactic Empire is expanding. Their reach can be felt across the galaxy and their grip is getting tighter. They have disbanded the Senate. They have destroyed planets. And they are coming for you next… The Jedi Council needs […]
GIZMODA
For those of you that acknowledge and embrace the fact that the best children’s movies of all time are from the 80’s, you should remember the cute little fur-ball from Gremlins, Gizmo. InkOne’s Star Wars / Gremilins parody gives us Gizmoda – a mogwai Jedi master ready to fight the […]
Shinobi-Wan
Feudal Japan gave us the Shinobi. George Lucas gave us the Jedi (he also gave us Ja Ja Binks, but I am conveniently ignoring that). Both are respected warrior groups versed in the art of war. Both favor sword-like weapons: Jedi use Light Sabers, Shinobi use Katanas; and both favor […]
Calm You Shall Keep
Jedi master Yoda has always had unique phraseology, or should I say Unique phraseology Jedi master Yoda has – third-person passive tense he must use. Mmmm. Trouble should you find yourself in, calm you shall keep. And carry on you must. Yes, Hmmm. Star Wars Jedi master Yoda meets the […]
