The Grey Wizard
Well, it was Saruman who cast off the title of the White Wizard to become Saruman of Many Colours, but it appears here too Gandalf wanted in on the act. The Grey Wizard – Gandalf Stormcrow – displayed here in his wizarding glory. We recommend wearing this shirt while standing […]
The Grabbit
Most people have some experience with those crane machines…trying to get the stuffed toy, iPod, or whatever other novelty item may be in the machine with nothing but three pincers and your own steady-handedness. And most of us failed miserably…some more miserably than others. So we all know how poor […]
Bilbo Nouveau
Bilbo Baggins is certainly an exceptional hobbit. Some might even say the most exceptional of all hobbits. He was the first hobbit to keep company with the likes of Wizards and Dwarves. He was the first hobbit to set off on adventures to the Misty Mountains and fight dragons. And […]
Tolkien Typography – Gold
“Not all those who wander are lost” — Bilbo Baggins A typography piece based on the poem by Bilbo Baggins, and authored by J.R.R Tolkien. Includes Tolkien’s monogram at the bottom.
Halfling Feet
I wish that I had Halfing feet Like Brandybucks and Tooks I’d go adventuring with Dwarfs for gold And spend a lifetime writing books I’d travel ‘cross Middle Earth And vanquish all our foes I’d fight the Riders and the Orcs All with hairy toes I’d simply walk to Mordor […]
Greetings from the Shire
Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk – Middle-earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being […]
Elect Baggins
The Shire has been faced with increasing uncertainty and an influx of unsavory types in modern times: Dark Riders crossing the Brandywine, the virtual takeover of the Shire by Sharkey and his goblins; and worst of all (for Australians) an increasing number of cashed-up bogans starring in their own “scripted” […]
My Dearest Hobbits
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve — Bilbo Baggins Featuring part of Bilbo Baggin’s eleventy-first birthday speech where he lists the Hobbit families in attendance. Inspired by J.R.R Tolkien’s […]
