Regular OOOOOOH’s Cereals
New Regular OOOOOOH’s Cereals, the only cereal with instructions: Milk… Cereal… Combiiine! Taste this delicious soggy oat nuts rings and be awesome dude! Including a Benson Bubble Gum free inside! Inspired by Cartoon Network’s Regular Show. Oh, and breakfast cereals.
Lifesabers
Kinda like Lifesavers only with more delicious Force. Let this be a lesson kids: Snack food kills! Star Wars Lightsabers meets popular snack Lifesavers in this mash-up.
The A→ Team
The “A→Team” is an American action adventure superhero television series about a fictional group of ex-United States Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division personnel who work as heroes for hire, while on the run from the Army after being branded as war criminals for a “crime they didn’t commit”. […]
Spock Prime the Trek Former
How much cooler would Star Trek have been if – when in battle – the USS Enterprise could transform into a big-ass robot? Oh, yeah. It’s life Jim, but not as we know it…because we’re sitting in it. Name: Spock Prime Function: Starfleet Supreme Commander Weapon: Phaser Rifle Allegiance: Federation […]
Gigawatt the Time Former
What disguise would you adopt if you were an an alien robot from outer-space trying to blend in Hill Valley in 1984. A Delorean time-machine. Naturally. Introducing, the newest (and possibly coolest!) transformer, Gigawatt the Time Former. Name: Gigawatt Function: Temporal Displacement Scientist Weapon: Anti-Libyan Flux Capacitor Displacement Gun Allegiance: […]
Lowride Empire
Stormtroopers are people too, and like the rest of us they have their own interests outside of work. When Bob and Jim go off duty they like to go planet-side and keep it real by cruising through the hoods of Tatooine in their Imperial Lowrider. From the personal vanity plates […]
Tully’s Ghost Tours
Ghosts. They’re real. They’re mean. They’re HERE. And you can see them for yourself! SEE! Class 5 Free-Roaming Full Torso Vaporous Apparitions! SEE! Symmetrical Book-Stacking! SEE! $%@! that’ll turn you WHITE! More fun than the Tunguska Blast of 1909! You’ll have the SLIME of your afterlife! Be ready to believe […]
Where the Wild Adventures Are
Every young boy loves an adventure, whether it is an imaginary forest in the land of the Wild Things or trekking through the post-apocalyptic Land of Ooo. Wherever your adventures take you, just remember kids: Beware of arrows to the knee! Classic childrens book Where the Wild Things Are meets […]
Reminder: Buy More Beer
You had a great night last night. Sure, you don’t really remember it, but it was fun. But there was something you had to remember. Something important. Something fundamental. Something that if you forgot it your weekend would be ruined. But with this monster hangover you can’t quite recall… The […]
Obvious Slogan #2
Indeed. Apparently everything I needed to know about life I can get from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey… Don’t matter if you’re a king Or a little street sweeper Sooner or later You’ll dance with the reaper.
