The IT Crowd
Always remember kids: never accept gifts from strangers…especially demonic clowns and guys who work in IT. I’ve got a ruddy balloon! Now come here so I can eat your mother-flippin’ legs. Stephen King’s IT meets the IT crowd in this IT-sy mash-up.
I Am Cauliflower
As a student I had one simple rule when it came to green vegetables: If it was in my fridge and it was green, throw it out. It probably entered the fridge as another color, and being green meant that it had died and was slowly being resurrected as a […]
Alien Rhapsody- Aliens Shirt
In space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re harmonizing in key of course! Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? Trapped in a spacecraft No escape from the extra-terrestrial xenomorph (The song kind of goes into squelchy eating sounds and screams at this point) Ridley Scott’s […]
Horrible Weapons
Ah, violence. Sweet, brutal, blood-curdling violence. And the horror movies have the best – well, most obscenely grotesque – violence, and the best, and most unique weapons. So feel free to fill in the blanks below with your weapons of choice. Jason moved slowly toward the door, ______________ in hand, not knowing […]
