Python Style
Riding invisible horses before it was cool. Monty Python meets Gangnam Style.
I’m Invincible!
Sometime switching careers doesn’t workout. The differences between being say, a Black Knight guarding a bridge and a plumber-cum-adventurer can be insurmountable. And yet sometimes you get the invincibility star and you get exactly what you want… The Black Knight always triumphs! You yellow-bellied mushroom bastards! I’ll bite your delicious legs off! […]
Condition: Fleshwound
Do you think your invincible? Do you fight beyond your means and skill when playing Fallout OR when crossing swords with the King of England? Do you think strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a basis for a system of government, or rather, that supreme executive power is derived from […]
Tis Tis Tis But A Scratch
Lets not go to the club, tis a silly place…. Inspired by Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
Bunnies are Evil
Anyone who has watched Monty Python’s and the Quest for the Holy Grail knows that bunnies are evil. With their “nasty, big, pointy teeth” and “a vicious streak a mile wide“, they’re so scary you’ll soil your armor! This crest pays homage to the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and it’s many […]
The Black Knight Rises
A lone figure stands silent guarding the English forests. Because he’s the hero that Camelot deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Probably because he has no arms or legs – ’Tis but a bat scratch. A combination of one of this Summer’s blockbusters and one of the greatest medievil period piece ever filmed, Monty […]
Killer Rabbit
You may see him and think him just a bunny, but beware of the rabbit with it’s pointy, pointy teeth. Run Away! Run Away!!! Inspired by Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
Monty Python Quotes Tee
Monty Python fans rejoice! OK, quick Monty Python test: 1. Can you recite all the notable quotes from Monty Python’s Quest For the Holy Grail? 2. Do you go around randomly quoting these at people? 3. Is a witch lighter than a duck? If you answered yes to any of […]
Ni Crossing
CAUTION: Knights of Ni cross here. Use the “N” word with caution. Inspired by the Monty Python sketch, Knights Who Say Ni.
Monty Python Crest
It’s a Monty Python Crest. But it’s pronounced “Throat-Warbler Mangrove”. And now for something completely different… Moose Trainer Wanted. Yodeling experience required…preferably in Chinese. Vegetarians and Italians need not apply.
Impasse
“None shall pass.” “You shall not pass.” Deep in the mines of Moria under the shadow of the road to Camelot, Gandalf the Grey came to an impasse when he encountered the Black Knight by a small bridge spanning a shallow stream in a bottomless chasm. Lord of the Rings […]
A Very Silly Shirt
Over 15 very silly Monty Python quotes taken from Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and Meaning of Life on one very silly shirt. Ni! Ni!
It’s Just A Flesh Wound Operation Game
Monty Python fans rejoice! The “It’s Just A Flesh Wound” Operation Game combines iconic references from Monty Python’s Holy Grail with the much-loved game of skill, Operation. Whether you’re trying to pick his “elderberries”; clutch at his “Ni”; remove his “yellow belly”; deliver a flesh wound or take the Holy […]
