Dwarvish Manga
Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Dwalin, Fili, Gloin, Kili, Nori, Oin, Ori and Thorin. Inspired by J.R.R Tolkien’s The Hobbit.
The Grabbit
Most people have some experience with those crane machines…trying to get the stuffed toy, iPod, or whatever other novelty item may be in the machine with nothing but three pincers and your own steady-handedness. And most of us failed miserably…some more miserably than others. So we all know how poor […]
The Ring
A great battle there once was of men and elveses and orcses. They came from across the lands. We wons it we did, oh yes. Smeagol beat them all and they gaves it to him, my precious. Gollum. Gollum. Lord of the Rings meets the Olympics in this gold ring […]
The Usual Middle Earth Suspects
This whole thing was a shakedown…there’s no way they’d line five felons in the same row. Five men – Saruman, Sauron, The Witch-King of Angmar, Lurtz, Gollum – brought in on a trumped-up charge to be leaned on by halfwits. To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It’s […]
My Preciouses?
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the preciouses. He stole it from us. Sneaky little Robotnikses. Wicked, tricksy, false! Gollum, Gollum. Forgotten in the long years since his glory days, hidden under the shadow or more popular gaming consoles, Sonic the Hedgehog’s incessant need to collect rings consumed […]
