Machine Gun Bloom Bloom
Make love not war. Put flowers in your hair and have a drum circle. Peace, love and music. Go back to Woodstock you bloody hippies! I’ve got a fully-automatic “flower-power” machine gun and I’m not afraid to use it! With over 150 rounds a second, I’ll pump you full of […]
Dalek Crush
The Dalek race has all but been wiped out and the remaining survivors have spent hundreds of years in the void. After all that time spent consumed by the emptiness of nothing alone in their metal coffins, it isn’t surprising that a few of these emotionless aliens have returned from […]
Droid Crush
There aren’t too many dating options for 3 foot tall droids in the depths of space, so R2-D2 can’t be blamed for developing a crush on the trash can he passes everyday. Sure, she looks the same as him and has all the moving push-flap parts, but R2, this is definitely not the […]
