The Droid King
A long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away, a golden king rules over these tiny bear creatures. He is “The Droid King”. Star Wars meets the Lion King in this new-found Disney mash-up.
Death Cookies
Come to the Dark Side they said. We have cookies they said. And never ones to turn down free cookies we accepted. We were thrown together into a ragtag platoon and shipped out to Hoth – of all the hell holes in this galaxy. We saw things no person should […]
Lowride Empire
Stormtroopers are people too, and like the rest of us they have their own interests outside of work. When Bob and Jim go off duty they like to go planet-side and keep it real by cruising through the hoods of Tatooine in their Imperial Lowrider. From the personal vanity plates […]
Starlight
It may be called the Death Star, but that doesn’t mean this star can’t shine brightly like a jewel in the night sky. After all, I’ve seen Stardust. That’s what stars do – they shine. Maybe its a parallax from a nearby sun, or the beautiful after-glow from blowing up […]
Low Flying Spacecraft
After a long and rigorous review by the Imperial Fleet’s Workplace Health & Safety Review Team, a number of safety violations have been identified aboard the Death Star. To bring the ship into immediate compliance with current safety regulations, safety signs must be installed in all hazardous areas around the ship. Remember, […]
Dark Side Propaganda
Your Empire needs you. Alone we are weak. Together we are strong. Join the Dark Side and together we can defeat the Rebel Menace. Pick up your free little red book for more information. Star Wars meets Communist Propaganda in this if-Siths-were-Communists mash-up.
Empire Urban Regeneration
When most people think of the Galactic Empire they think of a totalitarian reigeme based on tyranny, fear, brutal and often lethal force. They focus on actions like a the destruction of Alderaan and the enslavement and/or genocide of countless races including the Wookies. This t-shirt pays homage to the […]
