That's No Basketball
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Geeky tagged with Star Wars / space / Darth Vader / Death Star / Galaxy / Stars / Space Station / Basketball OnWhen you get tired trying to take over the galaxy under the watchful eye of the Emperor and ridding the universe of the rebel scum, sometimes its nice to just go out, hit the court and have a little game of basketball. Space Jam eat your heart out! Inspired by […]
Poked To Death
Posted by admin in Movies & TV tagged with Star Wars / Death Star / Pokemon / Pikachu OnA long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….you had to collect them all. Pokemon meets Star Wars in this nerdy mash-up.
The Droid King
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Geeky tagged with Star Wars / Empire / Han Solo / Millennium Falcon / Ewok / Lightsaber / Yoda / Jedi / Darth Vader / Light Saber / Death Star / Force / Blaster / Luke Skywalker / Disney / Endor / R2d2 / Sith / Lion King / Simba / Chewbecca / C3p0 / Pumba / Timon / Obi Wan OnA long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away, a golden king rules over these tiny bear creatures. He is “The Droid King”. Star Wars meets the Lion King in this new-found Disney mash-up.
Jedi Night-Time Snack
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Geeky tagged with Star Wars / Jedi / Death Star / The Force / Fridge / Snack OnLife as a Jedi really does have some advantages… We’ve all faced it, wanting a midnight snack but not having the energy or inclination to go through the rigmarole of getting up, going to the fridge, searching to find what food you actually have, getting cold hands pulling out some food, then […]
Death Cookies
Posted by admin in Movies & TV tagged with Star Wars / Empire / Death Star / Cookie / Lies OnCome to the Dark Side they said. We have cookies they said. And never ones to turn down free cookies we accepted. We were thrown together into a ragtag platoon and shipped out to Hoth – of all the hell holes in this galaxy. We saw things no person should […]
Empire Safety Program
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Geeky tagged with Star Wars / Stormtrooper / Warning / Geek / Sign / Death Star / Caution OnAfter a long and rigorous review by the Imperial Fleet’s Workplace Health & Safety Review Team, a number of safety violations have been identified aboard the Death Star. To bring the ship into immediate compliance with current safety regulations, safety signs must be installed in all hazardous areas around the ship. Remember, […]
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300 (Ewoks)
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Geeky tagged with Star Wars / 300 / Death Star / Fight / Battle / Ewoks / Endor / Spartans / Sparta / Stormtroopers OnThe Battle of Endor and the Battle of Thermopylae – two great historical battles where the defenders faced overwhelming numbers of aggressors. The Ewoks and the Spartans aren’t all that different, the Ewoks are just smaller and furrier. But then, the Ewoks were able to win the battle where the Spartans […]
Lowride Empire
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Geeky tagged with Empire / Stormtrooper / Geek / Death Star / Humor / Lowrider / Car / Imperial Army / Pimp My Ride OnStormtroopers are people too, and like the rest of us they have their own interests outside of work. When Bob and Jim go off duty they like to go planet-side and keep it real by cruising through the hoods of Tatooine in their Imperial Lowrider. From the personal vanity plates […]
Starlight
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Geeky tagged with Star Wars / Empire / Death Star / Galaxy / Galactic / Starlight / Stardust OnIt may be called the Death Star, but that doesn’t mean this star can’t shine brightly like a jewel in the night sky. After all, I’ve seen Stardust. That’s what stars do – they shine. Maybe its a parallax from a nearby sun, or the beautiful after-glow from blowing up […]
Low Flying Spacecraft
Posted by admin in Movies & TV tagged with Star Wars / Empire / Warning / Parody / Darth Vader / Geek / Sign / Death Star / Low Flying Spacecraft / Safety / Tie Fighter / Trench / Alderaan OnAfter a long and rigorous review by the Imperial Fleet’s Workplace Health & Safety Review Team, a number of safety violations have been identified aboard the Death Star. To bring the ship into immediate compliance with current safety regulations, safety signs must be installed in all hazardous areas around the ship. Remember, […]
Taking Their First Step Into A Larger Forest…(Wookiee the Chew)
Posted by admin in Movies & TV tagged with Star Wars / Chewbacca / R2-D2 / Death Star / Winnie the Pooh / Wookiee / Wookiee the Chew OnAnother sweet design in the Wookie the Chew series… ‘Wookiee The Chew’ tells the adorkable tale of the little biped that belonged to Chrisolo Robin (and Chrisolo Robin belonged to him). In a world where AT-AT’s lose their tails and bobaberries are ripe for the picking, join the adventures of the […]
Imperial Breakfast
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Geeky tagged with Star Wars / Darth Vader / Death Star / Orange Juice / Imperial / Force / Breakfast / The Force OnBecause you can never really use enough force when juicing an orange. Darth Vader enjoys a healthy breakfast of cornflakes – complete with Death Star bowl – and freshly force-squeezed orange juice in this Star Wars parody.
Shinobi-Wan
Posted by admin in Movies & TV / Geeky tagged with Star Wars / Jedi / Shinobi / Ninja / Obi-Wan Kenobi / Light Saber / Sword / Death Star OnFeudal Japan gave us the Shinobi. George Lucas gave us the Jedi (he also gave us Ja Ja Binks, but I am conveniently ignoring that). Both are respected warrior groups versed in the art of war. Both favor sword-like weapons: Jedi use Light Sabers, Shinobi use Katanas; and both favor […]
