And No-One Thought To Ask If Cows Could Fly
We’ve all heard the phrase “…when pigs fly”. Yet while the world’s attention has been focused on the bearer of bacon, no-one thought to ask if other land-locked barnyard animals could fly. And of course, one can: the cow. Notions of flying pigs have been replaced by images of hovering […]
Don’t Kid Yourself Jimmy
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about. Inspired by The Simpsons episode “Lisa the Vegetarian“.