CELEBRATE!
It’s getting to that time of year again, when you put up your Christmas Dalek and CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE!
Merry Christmas from Doctor Who.
He’s an Angry Elf!
Christmas is a time of giving, of sharing, of being with family. But for the grinches of the world, for the Scrooges, Christmas can be a lonely time. And when your a ten foot tall green ball of muscle full of rage building small toys for children, well, it can […]
Nuka Cola Christmas
Happy Holidays from the Wasteland’s Very own Nuka cola! Inspired by video game, Fallout.
Fate of a Ninja Snowman
They are a breed of warrior more stealthy than a Japanese ninja; more deadly that a bullet; and more cunning than a starving uni student at a buffet. They are the League of Ninja Snowmen. You don’t see them, these slushy assassins. You go inside to escape the storm, and […]
Abstinence, 99.99% Effective
Some may say this tee is blasphemous. Others may say it is controversial. Either way, it goes to prove the old saying “No sex is safe sex” isn’t necessarily true. So next time you get knocked up under dubious circumstances, or you can’t bear the thought of your parents having […]
Snow-Lek
Shirty the snow-lek is a Dalek in snowman form With his carrot laser and eye-stalk branch, he wants to kill you all. Shirty the snow-lek can whether ‘most any storm But when Winter ends and the sun comes out, he’ll melt all over your lawn Frosty the Snowman meets Doctor […]
Doctor Whoville
Every Doctoring Who down in Whoville Toasts your survival and the revival of goodwill. Even Oods and Judoons and Daleks confess Today is a day to say, “Exterminate!” less. It’s the season of hearts, big and deep as the Tardis, To make room for any who, any how, regardless! For […]
