A Pixel of My Childhood
It’s easy to get nostalgic about the 8-bit pixellated glory that was the video games your childhood.
Supernatural Bros.
Boo be scared! Anything the Mario Brothers can do, the Winchester Brothers can do just as well…especially when it comes to getting rid of ghosts! Super Mario Bros meets Supernatural in this super mash-up.
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By Appointment Only
Lovecraft and Tesla: The Original Ghostbusters. Using their patent-pending electrical enigma device, these two spectral spotters can take care of any ectoplacmic entities.
Now Panic and Freak Out
Now Panic and Freak Out. Sound advise for anyone not wishing to Keep Calm and Carry On. Inspired by the British wartime Keep Calm and Carry On propaganda posters.
The Must-See Comedy Shirt of the Summer
Need something to wear to the big premiere this weekend? Sorry, we’re not offering any movie-related t-shirts here. But we will sell you this fetching little frock, featuring a humorously negative commentary on its own unimaginative design and dubious legality. Whether you’re insulting your customers at the comic store, bulldozing […]
Punkda
This panda’s got ‘tude. Go you little anarchist you! Confucius save Mao(To the tune of the Sex Pistols’ God Save the Queen) Confucius save Mao Communist tao Politically red We’re under the bed! Confucius save Mao We’ve got Macau Population reading Pandas are breeding Pandas stand for what you want Pandas […]
Word Problem
Before the word, there was the rebus. Cave paintings? Egyptian hieroglyphics? Mayan pictograms? All just puzzles designed to tweak that remote lobe in your brain where the linguistic, visual, and logical intertwine. Now you can put the power of the rebus 2 work 4 U with this consummate nerdwear. It’s […]
Four Classmates
We all know our Harry Potter trivia. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with its four houses: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin. A million points to whichever house beat up Diggory and stops him from doing Twilight.
Robot Service
Even the most fearsome terror-borg gets weary sometimes. Even the most pitiless machine of destruction needs a little TLC after a rough day stomping everything in his path into dust. Here we find a rare glimpse of a robot caught in repose, so relaxed that his component parts are skittering […]
The Epic Begins
Once upon a time there lived four baby turtles –Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello. They lived in the sewers of New York. One day they discovered a broken vile of ooze…. Inspired by the classic cartoon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
VIPER FRENZY!
Snakes – they get a bad wrap. Maybe its the crap movies made about them like Snakes on a Plane or Anaconda. Maybe its because their names and reputations have been tarnished and unfairly ruined by Hollywood in movies like Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda or even Kill Bill with the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. Maybe its because […]
ZebrART
Sssshhhh. I’m trying to blend. It’s a zebra and it’s art. What more is there to say?
Was A Legend
Transportation comes in all shapes and sizes. He-man had Battlecat. The Ringwraiths had the Nazgul. Mario had Yoshi. The Doctor had the TARDIS. So why wouldn’t the Grim Reaper have a shark and ride it like a surfboard? Death is a gnarly dude.
Nobody's Perfect
For the person who, on average, is better than average. There’s nothing unusual about having an inflated opinion of oneself. Every woman thinks she the best taste in shoes. Every man thinks he could take his best friend in a fight. Every American thinks he or she is the best […]
Wild POP Thing
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr Purr Purr
Whoo Me?
What do you get if you cross a Mexican sugar skull with an Easter egg and a nocturnal avian? Hipster Owls! That’s right, this little hipster owl looks so delectable you could just break him open like a pinata and eat his chocolate goodness. This is what the owls in Harry Potter […]
Sore Thumbs
Thank you, game controllers. Thank you for giving us the mastery over our video lives that we always lacked in our real ones. Thank you for abetting our crippling addiction, driving us further into pixel-based simulacra and away from the dwindling pool of people who actually care about us. Thank […]
I’m Invincible!
Sometime switching careers doesn’t workout. The differences between being say, a Black Knight guarding a bridge and a plumber-cum-adventurer can be insurmountable. And yet sometimes you get the invincibility star and you get exactly what you want… The Black Knight always triumphs! You yellow-bellied mushroom bastards! I’ll bite your delicious legs off! […]
