Four Classmates
We all know our Harry Potter trivia. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with its four houses: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin. A million points to whichever house beat up Diggory and stops him from doing Twilight.
Robot Service
Even the most fearsome terror-borg gets weary sometimes. Even the most pitiless machine of destruction needs a little TLC after a rough day stomping everything in his path into dust. Here we find a rare glimpse of a robot caught in repose, so relaxed that his component parts are skittering […]
The Epic Begins
Once upon a time there lived four baby turtles –Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello. They lived in the sewers of New York. One day they discovered a broken vile of ooze…. Inspired by the classic cartoon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
VIPER FRENZY!
Snakes – they get a bad wrap. Maybe its the crap movies made about them like Snakes on a Plane or Anaconda. Maybe its because their names and reputations have been tarnished and unfairly ruined by Hollywood in movies like Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda or even Kill Bill with the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. Maybe its because […]
ZebrART
Sssshhhh. I’m trying to blend. It’s a zebra and it’s art. What more is there to say?
Was A Legend
Transportation comes in all shapes and sizes. He-man had Battlecat. The Ringwraiths had the Nazgul. Mario had Yoshi. The Doctor had the TARDIS. So why wouldn’t the Grim Reaper have a shark and ride it like a surfboard? Death is a gnarly dude.
Nobody's Perfect
For the person who, on average, is better than average. There’s nothing unusual about having an inflated opinion of oneself. Every woman thinks she the best taste in shoes. Every man thinks he could take his best friend in a fight. Every American thinks he or she is the best […]
Wild POP Thing
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr Purr Purr
Whoo Me?
What do you get if you cross a Mexican sugar skull with an Easter egg and a nocturnal avian? Hipster Owls! That’s right, this little hipster owl looks so delectable you could just break him open like a pinata and eat his chocolate goodness. This is what the owls in Harry Potter […]
Sore Thumbs
Thank you, game controllers. Thank you for giving us the mastery over our video lives that we always lacked in our real ones. Thank you for abetting our crippling addiction, driving us further into pixel-based simulacra and away from the dwindling pool of people who actually care about us. Thank […]
I’m Invincible!
Sometime switching careers doesn’t workout. The differences between being say, a Black Knight guarding a bridge and a plumber-cum-adventurer can be insurmountable. And yet sometimes you get the invincibility star and you get exactly what you want… The Black Knight always triumphs! You yellow-bellied mushroom bastards! I’ll bite your delicious legs off! […]
Dream Quest
The owl has been known as a totem of inner wisdom, the ability to extract secrets. Let the sacred owl guide you in your dreams, whether awake or in slumber. This Dream Catching T shirt will impress all who gaze upon this anciently themed piece. Hieroglyphics, a dream catcher, the […]
Condition: Fleshwound
Do you think your invincible? Do you fight beyond your means and skill when playing Fallout OR when crossing swords with the King of England? Do you think strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a basis for a system of government, or rather, that supreme executive power is derived from […]
It Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
It Makes The Heart Grow Fonder is a beautiful piece of art that is printed all over the shirt. A stunning piece of Art Nouveau that is a definite homage to Alphonse Mucha. This Absinthe art poster style will make the heart grow fonder into love.
Dr. Hoot
Even nocturnal avians are Whovians now! Dr. Hoot is a collaboration bought to you by Igo2Cairo and quick-brown-fox. It is the perfect parody tee with an adorable owl fresh from his tardis. This funny tee is cool, nerdy and will get a smile from all fellow Dr Who fans. Cool […]
The Raven
1st place in Derby #289: Literary Classics, with 363 votes! “The Raven” By Tennessee Williams ACT I (At the rise of the curtain a young man sits in an green leather chair of solid but not outré manufacture. Outside night has fallen — the type of night typical in its […]
I Just Call it Housekeeping Remix
Even Death has to do the ironing… You know how it is going about your house chores being the Grim Reaper: Sweeping up the souls of the damned from under the carpet where they have been laying for what seems like eternity; Scrubbing out the lives of the soon-to-be newly […]
Trust Me!
The true origin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…and this is why turtles aren’t employed to handle toxic material… You know those goofy warning signs you see everywhere that make you think to yourself, Why would they bother putting a “Do not place head in wood chipper” sticker on this […]
Dine-o-saurs
Dinosaurs. The original red meat. If we don’t learn from history, we’re doomed to repeat it. Some dinosaurs weighed upwards of 40 tons. FORTY TONS! Do you know how much you have to eat to maintain mass that size? I can’t even imagine the refined sugars and starches those things […]
