Machine Gun Bloom Bloom
Make love not war. Put flowers in your hair and have a drum circle. Peace, love and music. Go back to Woodstock you bloody hippies! I’ve got a fully-automatic “flower-power” machine gun and I’m not afraid to use it! With over 150 rounds a second, I’ll pump you full of […]
Limited Edition – Zombi Zombie
Whether or not the zombie apocalypse is upon us, you can always dress for the occasion. This zombie-inspired tee features the walking dead with eerie red eye accents against an asphalt background. This is a limited edition print, so hurry as stocks may run out before the zombie apocalypse even begins!
Animals with Frickin' Laserbeams
You can never have too many animals with too many lasers on their heads. Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, […]
There’s A Party In My Snake
How can you be a social butterfly when you’re a rodent? Well with the social snake party palace, you’ll be the talk of the town. This roomy reptile has something for every party mouse. The party python has room to gamble, room to dance, room to play, and room […]
Helixtricity
Derby #291: Video Game Titles Reinterpreted. Here’s my pitch for a movie for a super hero movie: so there’s this teenaged kid, okay, and he notices that whenever he walks under street lights, they turn off. So that gets him thinking like, Whoa wait, am I electrically charged?! So he […]
Schrödinger’s Equation
I’m sure we all know that Schrödinger equation is a partial differential equation that describes how the quantum state of some physical system changes with time. And I’m sure we also know that it is not a simple algebraic equation, but (in general) a linear partial differential equation. Obviously. Now that […]
PPP (Perversion Of Paranoid Populace)
“Reality exists in the human mind, and nowhere else. Not in the individual mind, which can make mistakes, and in any case soon perishes: only in the mind of the Party, which is collective and immortal.” “Until they became conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled […]
