Dandylion Flight
You may have to find a dandelion the size of a skyscraper, risk certain death and be happy to go wherever the wind takes you, but hey, it’s still easier than dealing with airline security.
Tanuki Evolution
It is a commonly accepted scientific fact that the Tanooki Mario has evolved from the Japanese Racoon Dog, Tanuki. Of course there are others who believe that fat, flying plumbers who can turn to stone were created by a higher power…Nintendo. Super Mario Bros meets evolution in this mash-up.