The F Bomb
Facebook is pretty much synonymous with the f-bomb. Whether you’ve got your 671st friend request from someone you met for 5 minutes 15 years ago, or you’re reading the latest status update of an illiterate idiot who seems to think the world cares that they were thinking about the color […]
Nevermore
Once upon a day quite bright I saw a t-shirt in the light An exotic looking raven it seemed to show But as I gazed upon this bird I noticed written word Though at first it seemed absurd, Prose by Edgar Allen Poe. This typographical tee features the words to […]
Tardis Service and Repair Manual
Every vehicle needs a repair manual, whether its your old 1974 Toyota Landcruiser or your TT Type 40 Mark 3 TARDIS. Complete with diagrams and instructions, this manual provides everything you need to know to fix your TARDIS when in a spot of bother. Note: Non-genuine parts may not be […]
Horton Hears a Doctor
Who-ville could have been carried on something way cooler than a little flower. What if Horton Heard a different Who? A more educated Who perhaps… Splashing around in the stream by the mounds, Horton heard the faintest of sounds. It wasn’t a whisper and it wasn’t a shout. It was […]
The Usual Middle Earth Suspects
This whole thing was a shakedown…there’s no way they’d line five felons in the same row. Five men – Saruman, Sauron, The Witch-King of Angmar, Lurtz, Gollum – brought in on a trumped-up charge to be leaned on by halfwits. To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It’s […]
Don’t Blink
This tee features the Doctor’s warning to Sally Sparrow and Larry Nightingale as they face one of the Doctor’s most terrifying enemies yet. Don’t Blink. If you blink, you’ll die. Good Luck!
People don’t understand time. It’s not what you think it is
Time is a complex phenomena to understand. The Terminator rules say that time-travel is only one-way (backward) and you can’t return to the future whereas the Back to the Future rule says that two-way travel is possible. Finally Doctor Who sums it up for us in the quote said to […]
Reclusive Wanker
OK, maybe not everyone wants to walk around with the words Reclusive Wanker emblazoned on their chest, but if you are a hard-core fan of Dylan Moran’s Black Books – or just an absolute bastard – then this may be the shirt for you. I had to go along with […]
Lost: One Ring
Sauron’s previous attempts to find the ring of power through the Mordor Times Lost and Found section were not as successful as he might have hoped. LOST: ONE RING. Plain & boring ~ no use for binding or ruling or anything like that. Last seen on Gladden Fields. Please contact […]
Keep Calm and Destroy the Ring
Really, what can one do when fleeing Nazgul, Orcs, Uruk-hai, Ring-wraiths and the all-seeing eye of Sauron? Keep Calm and Destroy the Ring. Sound advice for all those on a perilous mission into Mordor to destroy the ring of power. Lord of the Rings parody of the old Brittish “Keep […]
Battle Kitty
Not all heroes are made, some are born. Long before He-Man gained his magical sword – in the time when He-Man was still He-Boy – there was Battle Kitty, destined for greatness.
Team Baker Street
You don’t have to use your powers of deduction to see that this shirt is a tribute to the boys of Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Inspired by the BBC series Sherlock, this shirt features the silhouette of the duo with the words “Team Baker Street“. Show your […]
Firefrog Kermit
It was only a matter of time before some of those muppets who went into space broke off from the Alliance to make their way as independents out there in the big wide ‘verse. My bet is that Animal was the first reaver. Featuring Kermit the Frog as Captain Malcolm […]
Free Tibet (With Purchase)
Everyone loves a bargain! People have been protesting for years for a Free Tibet…and all they had to do was purchase another Tibet of equal or greater value. Humor, politics and commercialization in a single shirt.
It’s Just A Flesh Wound Operation Game
Monty Python fans rejoice! The “It’s Just A Flesh Wound” Operation Game combines iconic references from Monty Python’s Holy Grail with the much-loved game of skill, Operation. Whether you’re trying to pick his “elderberries”; clutch at his “Ni”; remove his “yellow belly”; deliver a flesh wound or take the Holy […]
R2DWho Cyb3rPO
I always knew that R2-D2 and C3PO were evil – you can’t trust droids who are over polite or beep a lot – and as it turns out I was right. Star Wars droid R2-D2 has been exterminated, replaced by Doctor Who’s nemesis – a Dalek, while his ever subservient […]
Alien vs. Predator Chess
Chess is a character-building game; a gentlemanly game. It requires strategy, patience, planning and thought. And if it’s AVP Chess, it requires carnage…think of it as Wizard’s Chess with weapons and teeth. Alien versus Predator in a the ultimate winner-takes-all chess match. Checkmate.
My Preciouses?
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the preciouses. He stole it from us. Sneaky little Robotnikses. Wicked, tricksy, false! Gollum, Gollum. Forgotten in the long years since his glory days, hidden under the shadow or more popular gaming consoles, Sonic the Hedgehog’s incessant need to collect rings consumed […]
The WHOs
The ‘My Regeneration Tour’ live on stage! Fresh from their last performance at Satellite 5, The WHOs are the greatest band of all…Time! Paul McGann’s sonic screams wail out across the universe, accompanied by killer licks from Tom Baker on lead guitar, and a smooth groove from bass guitarist Matt […]
Daleks in Abbey Road
I’d never really considered the similarities between The Beatles and the Dalek Cult of Skaro before. Both are renowned for their creativity and imagination (albeit the particular results of their creativity differ). Both may be considered “super-groups” with four members in each. And Ringo Starr and Dalek Jast have eerily […]
Stare Down Contest
Get out the eye-drops for the fight that may last a lifetime – Weeping Angel versus The Silence, in the 1st Stare Down Contest. Blink you forget. Blink you die. You’ll miss me if you blink twice. This is a match so epic, you’ll forget you ever saw it. Inspired […]
Doctor Hu’s Chinese Takeaway
Much like the Doctor himself, this shirt is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. Is it a political statement concerning Chinese President Hu’s handling of fiscal policy – a “Doctor” tending to the economy in this time of global financial sickness? Does it refer to a parallel universe where fast […]
Crack
Let’s be honest. If your gallivanting around the universe in a Tardis you’ve likely to discover a crack in the space-time continuum from time to time. Whether it’s a crack in time which could cause a temporal paradox shift which could destroy the Earth, or simply a rip in the […]
Doctor Pooh
Once upon a time (and some dimension in space), in the Hundred Acre Wood… Doctor Who meets Winne the Pooh in this childhood classic mash-up.
