Keep Calm and Build On
Nuclear Fallout? Zombie Apocalypse? Alien Invasion? Great Aunty visiting? As long as you’ve got enough four-pieces, nothing else matters – Keep Calm and Build On. Inspired by the British war-time Carry On propaganda posters and iconic childhood toy, Lego.
Hogwarts Muggle Red Ale
Wizards have a fine tradition when it comes to drinking. The local inns – The Leaky Cauldron, The Hog’s Head and The Three Broomsticks – serve a variety of popular spirits and ales, such as Butterbeer, Firewhiskey, Red Currant Rum and Dungbarrel Spiced Mead. But now there is a new […]
Buffy Vs. River
In the world of Joss Whedon, there are plenty of girls that can kick ass…and look good doing it! Karen Hallion gives us the ultimate Joss Whedon femme fatale match up: the Sunnydale Slayer vs. the Space Prodigy. On one side we have Buffy Summers. She has killed more vampires […]
Mr Kinky
Not all Mr. Men and Little Miss’ are wholesome. Mr. Kinky lives in Smutsville, and his best friends are Little Miss Dominatrix, Mr. Submissive and Little Mr. Transsexual. Mr. Tickle likes to hang out too. Inspired by Roger Hargreaves’ Mr. Men series.
You’ve Got Red On You
When you spot a girl in the garden or find your flatmate was bitten by some crackhead, be aware that the zombie apocalypse may have started. And in the course of fleeing your house, saving your mum, finding your girlfriend and rendezvousing down the pub while simultaneously defending yourself against […]
I Heart Heart Gallifrey
Its a pretty commonly known fact that Time Lords have two hearts. So next time you see a Time Lord with a “I Heart [insert name of your town or city here]” t-shirt, make sure he has two hearts on it. Otherwise he only loves the city half-heartedly by human […]
Dark Side Propaganda
Your Empire needs you. Alone we are weak. Together we are strong. Join the Dark Side and together we can defeat the Rebel Menace. Pick up your free little red book for more information. Star Wars meets Communist Propaganda in this if-Siths-were-Communists mash-up.
Abstinence, 99.99% Effective
Some may say this tee is blasphemous. Others may say it is controversial. Either way, it goes to prove the old saying “No sex is safe sex” isn’t necessarily true. So next time you get knocked up under dubious circumstances, or you can’t bear the thought of your parents having […]
Snow-Lek
Shirty the snow-lek is a Dalek in snowman form With his carrot laser and eye-stalk branch, he wants to kill you all. Shirty the snow-lek can whether ‘most any storm But when Winter ends and the sun comes out, he’ll melt all over your lawn Frosty the Snowman meets Doctor […]
He-Frog & Snufflecat
It isn’t easy being green…unless you’re a He-Frog who rides a Snufflecat. Of course, you do have to hold aloft a sword and say the magic words “By the Power of Sesame, I am He-Frog”. Featuring Kermit the Frog and Snuffleupagus dressed as their favourite Masters of the Universe alter-egos, […]
Hogwarts Crest
Attention muggles! Dream of playing quidditch? Fancy yourself at Wizard’s Chess? Want to study potions? Need to learn transfiguration? Your admission letter may never have arrived but now you too can bask in the reflected glory of wizarding greatness and show your school spirit with the crest of your favourite […]
Dire Brew
When the good folk from Game of Thrones aren’t waging war and hacking each other to pieces, they’re drinking….a lot. And the finest brew in all of the seven kingdoms is Direwolf Winter Lager, from the Stark Brewing Company. Direwolf Winter Lager. Because Winter is Coming. Game of Thrones meets […]
Gallifrey Express
Sure, Planet Express delivers in space, but only Gallifrey Express delivers through time and space. If you want the fastest delivery service in the Universe, just call 1-800-THE-DOCTOR and your package will be delivered in an instant. Futurama’s Planet Express meets Doctor Who in this time and space mash-up.
Gallifreyan Docs
Cybermen to the left of me, Daleks to the right. Here I am, stuck in the T.A.R.D.I.S with Who! Dr Eleven, Dr Ten, Dr Four, Dr Seven, Dr Nine and Dr Five get together to plan the ultimate heist. Inspired by Doctor Who and Quentin Tarantino’s cult-classic, Reservoir Dogs.
60 Percent of the Time
Sex Panther Cologne….for when you want to make a special little kitty purr. It’s illegal in nine countries. It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. And best of all, studies show that 60% of the time, it works every time. Inspired by Brian Fantana’s quote […]
To Infinity and Beyond
2 ∞ & < Buzz Lightyear’s catchphrase To Infinity and Beyond is apparently the formula for success, having been geeked-out into a mathematical equation. This is what happens math geeks spend too much time watching Toy Story.
What’s Up Doc?
Everyone has a favourite. Doctor, that is. And Bugs Bunny’s favourite is Matt Smith – because bow ties and fezzes are cool. This design features Bugs Bunny dressed as his favourite Doctor – complete with bow tie and fez – accompanied by his catchphrase, “What’s up Doc?“. Bugs Bunny meets […]
Sarcasm Foundation
We promote understated witty remarks filled with irony and cynicism…because beating the crap out of people is illegal. The Sarcasm Foundation. Like we need your support.
Spoilt
Spoiler Alert! Where were you when you found out the Darth Vader was in fact Luke Skywalker’s father or that Verbal Kent was actually Keyser Soze? For most – happily – it will have been watching these movies with their plot twists and turns before climaxing with the dramatic revelation. […]
The Binge
For those of you who had a big night last night, you weren’t the only ones…. Spare a thought for the puppets of the world whose whole existence revolves around consuming copious amounts of cookies and milk for the amusement of small children. Inspired by Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster and […]
Scotty’s Starship Repair Shop
Some people slip idly into retirement, but not Scotty. No, Montgomery Scott realized he can give more…and has swapped the USS Enterprise for private enterprise. Whether you need dilithium crystals realigned or your warp engine fixed, Scotty’s Starship Repair Shop boasts miracles on a deadline – best service guaranteed. Because […]
Great Scott!!!
Inspired by Back to the Future and Calvin and Hobbes, zomboy’s Great Scott!!! features the Doc and Marty taking the delorean out for a spin.
The Stranger Than Fiction World Tour
Everyone loves a music festival. The music, the atmosphere, the alcohol and drugs (if you’re into that sort of thing), and to remember it all – especially after the alcohol and drugs – the tour t-shirt. The Stranger Than Fiction World Tour line-up features some of the most popular musicians […]
Dark Lord Happy Hour
It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday, the three Dark Lords have arrived. There a Sith and a Maiar and a Wizard to boot, lamenting how they’ve barely survived. Darth Varder is nursing his pint of ale, while Sauron’s cocktail makes him less of a man Voldemort is chatting away, with […]
