The Usual Middle Earth Suspects
This whole thing was a shakedown…there’s no way they’d line five felons in the same row. Five men – Saruman, Sauron, The Witch-King of Angmar, Lurtz, Gollum – brought in on a trumped-up charge to be leaned on by halfwits. To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It’s […]
Don’t Blink
This tee features the Doctor’s warning to Sally Sparrow and Larry Nightingale as they face one of the Doctor’s most terrifying enemies yet. Don’t Blink. If you blink, you’ll die. Good Luck!
People don’t understand time. It’s not what you think it is
Time is a complex phenomena to understand. The Terminator rules say that time-travel is only one-way (backward) and you can’t return to the future whereas the Back to the Future rule says that two-way travel is possible. Finally Doctor Who sums it up for us in the quote said to […]
Reclusive Wanker
OK, maybe not everyone wants to walk around with the words Reclusive Wanker emblazoned on their chest, but if you are a hard-core fan of Dylan Moran’s Black Books – or just an absolute bastard – then this may be the shirt for you. I had to go along with […]
Lost: One Ring
Sauron’s previous attempts to find the ring of power through the Mordor Times Lost and Found section were not as successful as he might have hoped. LOST: ONE RING. Plain & boring ~ no use for binding or ruling or anything like that. Last seen on Gladden Fields. Please contact […]
Keep Calm and Destroy the Ring
Really, what can one do when fleeing Nazgul, Orcs, Uruk-hai, Ring-wraiths and the all-seeing eye of Sauron? Keep Calm and Destroy the Ring. Sound advice for all those on a perilous mission into Mordor to destroy the ring of power. Lord of the Rings parody of the old Brittish “Keep […]
Battle Kitty
Not all heroes are made, some are born. Long before He-Man gained his magical sword – in the time when He-Man was still He-Boy – there was Battle Kitty, destined for greatness.
Team Baker Street
You don’t have to use your powers of deduction to see that this shirt is a tribute to the boys of Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Inspired by the BBC series Sherlock, this shirt features the silhouette of the duo with the words “Team Baker Street“. Show your […]
