Doctor Pooh
Once upon a time (and some dimension in space), in the Hundred Acre Wood… Doctor Who meets Winne the Pooh in this childhood classic mash-up.
The Ichabod Crane Detective Agency
Is your town faced with a series of murders by decapitation? Is your prime suspect a headless supernatural warrior from beyond the grave who rides at night on a massive black steed? If so, you’re in need of The Ichabod Crane Detective Agency – where new-world science meets old-school detective […]
Technically, The Glass is Always Full
Ah, the conundrum that has plagued mankind throughout the ages…is the glass half-full or half-empty. Philosophers will tell you it depends on your perception of the glass. Psychologists argue it is dependent upon your personality. Inside the Matrix, there is no glass. And if you’re a student, the bigger concern […]
iPhonus
Attention Squibs and Muggles. So you want to be a wizard but remembering all those spells is just too difficult; your potions always look like soup; or you simply just can’t get your ‘swish and flick’ wand waving correct? Well finally there’s an answer…the iPhonus – all you spells and […]
Challenge Accepted
Amber gamblers rejoice! You approach the intersection at 60 kph the light turns yellow. You’ve got 5 seconds and 50 meters between you and the safety of the far-side of the intersection before the light turns red and the onslaught of traffic from the cross-road begins. Pedestrians and cyclists could […]
Handle With Care
Remember kids, it’s all fun and games until somebody loses a hand. Handle Lightsabers with care or risk losing your hand and/or other limbs. Do not use in presence of rebellious children. Persistent use around Ja Ja Binks is recommended.
Money Power Woman
Jane Austen famously wrote : “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife“. That’s all good and fine – if you’re a rich guy you can pull the babes, but what if you’re not rich? […]
Chuck Norris Element
More volatile than uranium, more destructive than plutonium, Chuck Norris is an elemental force. In the periodic table, there is no other element with a greater propensity for justice. Science says the Cn element can only be created in a laboratory and that opposition have a half-life of 29 seconds…if […]
Game Of Thrones Houses
House Arryn of the Vale, wardens of the East; House Baratheon had the warrior king, he loved to whore and feast. Greyjoy of the Ironborn, his destiny yet unknown House Lannister with golden hair, uspers to the throne House Stark of Winterfell, loyalty is their worth House Targaryen in exile, […]
Exterminated
Daleks actually have quite a bit in common with robots. Both are devoid of emotions, both have a tough metal skin, both prefer cold hard logic to abstract concepts such as creativity… and they have more than a passing similarity to robots such as the Terminator. But there is one […]
Tobias Smurf
Tobias Fünke has always displayed some smurf-like qualities: his goal in life is to be a “blue man”; he’s a never-nude – have you ever seen a smurf with no pants on? ; and he is quite short. Tobias may just have found his niche in being the first analyst/therapist […]
Hike and Chully
Before Monsters Inc. duo Mike and Sully dedicated their life to harvesting children’s screams (and later laughter), there were a rouge pair of misfits…not really monsters, just a couple of nice guys out to make a living in the galaxy. Mike and Sully from Monsters Inc. dressed as their favorite […]
PredEwok
A cross-breed of a Predator and an Ewok, the PredEwok is one cute little killing machine. Armed with his spear, shoulder cannon and a face-full of teeth, this furry little forest-dweller is ready to hunt some Stormtroopers. This new species does raise some interesting questions (and concerns) though. You’ve got […]
Scare Bear
Remember the care bears? Those cute, happy, furry little things that brought joy and happiness to children of the 80’s. Well like all good things from the 80’s, the care bears have been remade for the next generation. More than simply a care bear, this is an intensive-care bear. Adorned […]
