Abstinence, 99.99% Effective
Some may say this tee is blasphemous. Others may say it is controversial. Either way, it goes to prove the old saying “No sex is safe sex” isn’t necessarily true. So next time you get knocked up under dubious circumstances, or you can’t bear the thought of your parents having […]
60 Percent of the Time
Sex Panther Cologne….for when you want to make a special little kitty purr. It’s illegal in nine countries. It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. And best of all, studies show that 60% of the time, it works every time. Inspired by Brian Fantana’s quote […]
Sarcasm Foundation
We promote understated witty remarks filled with irony and cynicism…because beating the crap out of people is illegal. The Sarcasm Foundation. Like we need your support.
Spoilt
Spoiler Alert! Where were you when you found out the Darth Vader was in fact Luke Skywalker’s father or that Verbal Kent was actually Keyser Soze? For most – happily – it will have been watching these movies with their plot twists and turns before climaxing with the dramatic revelation. […]
The Stranger Than Fiction World Tour
Everyone loves a music festival. The music, the atmosphere, the alcohol and drugs (if you’re into that sort of thing), and to remember it all – especially after the alcohol and drugs – the tour t-shirt. The Stranger Than Fiction World Tour line-up features some of the most popular musicians […]
Doctor Typographic
Some people just need things spelled out to them. So hear this: If you threaten the entire human race (yes, I’m talking to you Cybermen and Daleks), the Doctor will be there; if you threaten just a single human being – that means you, Weeping Angels – the Doctor will […]
S.P.E.W.
OK, so Hermione didn’t come up with the best acronym when she formed her Society for the Protection of Elfish Welfare – S.P.E.W. Perhaps a better name would have been Wizards Against the Indentured Servitude of Elfs to do Cleaning and Other Menial Chores. – W.A.I.S.E.C.O.M.C. Perhaps not. Either way, […]
Calm You Shall Keep
Jedi master Yoda has always had unique phraseology, or should I say Unique phraseology Jedi master Yoda has – third-person passive tense he must use. Mmmm. Trouble should you find yourself in, calm you shall keep. And carry on you must. Yes, Hmmm. Star Wars Jedi master Yoda meets the […]
Damage My Calm
The original Keep Calm and Carry On posters were devised to bring order to Britain in case of invasion. In much the same way, Jayne Cobb brings calm to the ‘verse in his own unique style…with a hat that tells people he ain’t afraid of anything and a big-ass gun […]
Greetings from the Verse
When you’re heading out to the black (and don’t know when you’re coming back), you’re sure to visit some exotic locations. When traveling, be sure to send your loved ones a postcard of all the places you’ve seen. Who knows? They may even send you back a cunning hat! This […]
Please Recycle
We at Tshirt Roundup are big supporters of PETA. Not the self-rightous fundamentalist animal-rights group, but rather the People for Eating Tasty Animals. Support PETA by Recycling your pets. Tasty tips and recipes for recycling your pet include Turtle Tacos, Moggie Meatloaf, Canary Cataloni, Hot Dogs and eating at McDonalds […]
Celebrate Mediocrity
It was once noted (on Project Runway, I think) that good is the greatest enemy of great. That is to say that if you settle for something being good, you’ll never push yourself beyond that to achieve greatness. Well you know what I say? Celebrate mediocrity. You don’t need to be […]
X-Phile: I Want To Believe
One for the X-File fans. I -“The Erlenmeyer Flask” W -Big Blue from “Quagmire” A -Cigarette Smoking Man N -The Lone Gunmen T -Donnie Pfaster from “Irresistible” and “Orison” T -Alien abduction O -Flukeman from “The Host” B -Bees E -Abducted Smoking Alien from “Jose Chung’s From Outer Space” L […]
Keep Calm And Walk Silly
War-time England’s Ministry of Information had the iconic “Keep Calm and Carry On” posters should England have been invaded. Now Monty Python’s Ministry of Silly Walks has their own poster in case of emergency – “Keep Calm and Walk Silly”. Whether you goose-step, shuffle, hop, skip, bop or twirl – […]
Quotes From the Hellmouth
25 quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer on one monstrous shirt. Grrr…Argh…
Tobias Fünke Quotes
This typographic tee features 15 quotes from Arrested Development’s favorite never-nude, Tobias Fünke.
A Very Silly Shirt
Over 15 very silly Monty Python quotes taken from Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and Meaning of Life on one very silly shirt. Ni! Ni!
Arrested Development Quotes
The Bluth Family -the family that makes other families seem normal. Over 25 “Arrested Development” running gags and quotes in one shirt. Huzzah!
The IT Crowd Quotes
If there’s one thing Roy, Moss, Jen and Richmond have taught us about IT, it’s to try turning it off and on again. 20 IT Crowd quotes in one shirt! Flippin’ awesome!
Whovian
Whovians Rejoice! Zerobriant brings us iconic Doctor Who references in this typographic tee. From David Tennant’s shoe to Tom Baker’s scarf; from the trusty sonic screwdriver to ever-faithful K-9; from the Face of Boe to Weeping Angels, Whovians are sure to find some of their favorite Doctor Who moments depicted […]
Keep Flying And Stay Shiny
Good advice if you’re heading out to the black. As long as you’ve got an effervescent mechanic to keep the crate running, a pilot to keep her in the sky, a warrior-women first-mate for smuggling, a thug for “public relations”, a doc, a crazy girl, a preacher and a companion, […]
Nevermore
Once upon a day quite bright I saw a t-shirt in the light An exotic looking raven it seemed to show But as I gazed upon this bird I noticed written word Though at first it seemed absurd, Prose by Edgar Allen Poe. This typographical tee features the words to […]
Don’t Blink
This tee features the Doctor’s warning to Sally Sparrow and Larry Nightingale as they face one of the Doctor’s most terrifying enemies yet. Don’t Blink. If you blink, you’ll die. Good Luck!
