R2DWho Cyb3rPO
I always knew that R2-D2 and C3PO were evil – you can’t trust droids who are over polite or beep a lot – and as it turns out I was right. Star Wars droid R2-D2 has been exterminated, replaced by Doctor Who’s nemesis – a Dalek, while his ever subservient […]
Alien vs. Predator Chess
Chess is a character-building game; a gentlemanly game. It requires strategy, patience, planning and thought. And if it’s AVP Chess, it requires carnage…think of it as Wizard’s Chess with weapons and teeth. Alien versus Predator in a the ultimate winner-takes-all chess match. Checkmate.
My Preciouses?
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the preciouses. He stole it from us. Sneaky little Robotnikses. Wicked, tricksy, false! Gollum, Gollum. Forgotten in the long years since his glory days, hidden under the shadow or more popular gaming consoles, Sonic the Hedgehog’s incessant need to collect rings consumed […]
The WHOs
The ‘My Regeneration Tour’ live on stage! Fresh from their last performance at Satellite 5, The WHOs are the greatest band of all…Time! Paul McGann’s sonic screams wail out across the universe, accompanied by killer licks from Tom Baker on lead guitar, and a smooth groove from bass guitarist Matt […]
Daleks in Abbey Road
I’d never really considered the similarities between The Beatles and the Dalek Cult of Skaro before. Both are renowned for their creativity and imagination (albeit the particular results of their creativity differ). Both may be considered “super-groups” with four members in each. And Ringo Starr and Dalek Jast have eerily […]
Stare Down Contest
Get out the eye-drops for the fight that may last a lifetime – Weeping Angel versus The Silence, in the 1st Stare Down Contest. Blink you forget. Blink you die. You’ll miss me if you blink twice. This is a match so epic, you’ll forget you ever saw it. Inspired […]
Doctor Hu’s Chinese Takeaway
Much like the Doctor himself, this shirt is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. Is it a political statement concerning Chinese President Hu’s handling of fiscal policy – a “Doctor” tending to the economy in this time of global financial sickness? Does it refer to a parallel universe where fast […]
Crack
Let’s be honest. If your gallivanting around the universe in a Tardis you’ve likely to discover a crack in the space-time continuum from time to time. Whether it’s a crack in time which could cause a temporal paradox shift which could destroy the Earth, or simply a rip in the […]
Doctor Pooh
Once upon a time (and some dimension in space), in the Hundred Acre Wood… Doctor Who meets Winne the Pooh in this childhood classic mash-up.
The Ichabod Crane Detective Agency
Is your town faced with a series of murders by decapitation? Is your prime suspect a headless supernatural warrior from beyond the grave who rides at night on a massive black steed? If so, you’re in need of The Ichabod Crane Detective Agency – where new-world science meets old-school detective […]
iPhonus
Attention Squibs and Muggles. So you want to be a wizard but remembering all those spells is just too difficult; your potions always look like soup; or you simply just can’t get your ‘swish and flick’ wand waving correct? Well finally there’s an answer…the iPhonus – all you spells and […]
Handle With Care
Remember kids, it’s all fun and games until somebody loses a hand. Handle Lightsabers with care or risk losing your hand and/or other limbs. Do not use in presence of rebellious children. Persistent use around Ja Ja Binks is recommended.
Chuck Norris Element
More volatile than uranium, more destructive than plutonium, Chuck Norris is an elemental force. In the periodic table, there is no other element with a greater propensity for justice. Science says the Cn element can only be created in a laboratory and that opposition have a half-life of 29 seconds…if […]
Game Of Thrones Houses
House Arryn of the Vale, wardens of the East; House Baratheon had the warrior king, he loved to whore and feast. Greyjoy of the Ironborn, his destiny yet unknown House Lannister with golden hair, uspers to the throne House Stark of Winterfell, loyalty is their worth House Targaryen in exile, […]
Exterminated
Daleks actually have quite a bit in common with robots. Both are devoid of emotions, both have a tough metal skin, both prefer cold hard logic to abstract concepts such as creativity… and they have more than a passing similarity to robots such as the Terminator. But there is one […]
Tobias Smurf
Tobias Fünke has always displayed some smurf-like qualities: his goal in life is to be a “blue man”; he’s a never-nude – have you ever seen a smurf with no pants on? ; and he is quite short. Tobias may just have found his niche in being the first analyst/therapist […]
Hike and Chully
Before Monsters Inc. duo Mike and Sully dedicated their life to harvesting children’s screams (and later laughter), there were a rouge pair of misfits…not really monsters, just a couple of nice guys out to make a living in the galaxy. Mike and Sully from Monsters Inc. dressed as their favorite […]
PredEwok
A cross-breed of a Predator and an Ewok, the PredEwok is one cute little killing machine. Armed with his spear, shoulder cannon and a face-full of teeth, this furry little forest-dweller is ready to hunt some Stormtroopers. This new species does raise some interesting questions (and concerns) though. You’ve got […]
Hogwarts Quidditch Team Captain
Ready to play for the school team? Every sports team needs merchandising. The Quidditch Athletic series by spacemonkeydr finally allows you to show your true colours and support your school team. Designed in the style of Abercrombie and Fitch athletic tees, this shirt features the golden snitch over the Quidditch […]
Gryffindor Quidditch Team Seeker
Everyone want’s to be Harry Potter…or at least the seeker for Gryffindor team. Every sports team needs merchandising. The Quidditch Athletic series by spacemonkeydr finally allows you to show your true colours and support your house team. Designed in the style of Abercrombie and Fitch athletic tees, this shirt features […]
Gryffindor Quidditch Team Captain
Gryffindor. The mighty lion – courage, bravery, loyalty, nerve and chivalry. Quidditch champions three times while Harry Potter was on the team. And their team captain later became a sullen vampire. Every sports team needs merchandising. The Quidditch Athletic series by spacemonkeydr finally allows you to show your true colours […]
Slytherin Quidditch Team Captain
Love ’em or hate ’em, you’ve got to give it to Slytherin…they have style. An open-mouthed serpent baring its fangs does look cooler than some of the other house mascots, and certainly embodies the ambition, cunning and resourcefulness of the house. It doesn’t hurt either that snake’s scare the hell […]
Ravenclaw Quidditch Team Captain
From their mascot alone, one would thing Ravenclaw should surely win the Quidditch Cup. I mean, its an eagle…its a bird of prey…it can fly…and it certainly beats Hufflepuff’s Badger. Every sports team needs merchandising. The Quidditch Athletic series by spacemonkeydr finally allows you to show your true colours and […]
Hufflepuff Quidditch Team Captain
Really? Hufflepuff’s mascot is a badger? Because badgers are obviously known for their majesty and grace as they fly through the air. No wonder Hufflepuff are such a dominant force on the Quidditch pitch. Every sports team needs merchandising. The Quidditch Athletic series by spacemonkeydr finally allows you to show […]
