The Three Broomsticks
If you’re wondering around Hogsmead and you find yourself in want of an ale, what better place to go than the Three Broomsticks. Whether you are wanting Butterbeer, Firewhiskey, Red Currant Rum or a Dungbarrel Spiced Mead, The Three Broomsticks can accommodate your needs. The Three Broomsticks. Cleaner glasses than […]
Vote Smuggler
With the current political climate, the time is right for a new party to arise. One that stands against the wealthy corporate Empire AND the freeloaders; one that represents the hard working and entrepreneurial working class; one built on skill, leadership and bravery, that appreciates innovation and knows just how […]
iMutant
Ever find yourself needing to communicate your thoughts directly into someone’s mind? Have you found yourself wishing you could travel through time quickly and securely? Want to start a war between mutants and non-mutants but need more powers? Well fret no longer, for now there’s the iMutant. Simply press the […]
There is no charge for awesomeness
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness. How can one repay such awesomeness? Simple. There is no charge for awesomeness. Inspired by the famous words […]
Buffy Vs. River
In the world of Joss Whedon, there are plenty of girls that can kick ass…and look good doing it! Karen Hallion gives us the ultimate Joss Whedon femme fatale match up: the Sunnydale Slayer vs. the Space Prodigy. On one side we have Buffy Summers. She has killed more vampires […]
Mr Kinky
Not all Mr. Men and Little Miss’ are wholesome. Mr. Kinky lives in Smutsville, and his best friends are Little Miss Dominatrix, Mr. Submissive and Little Mr. Transsexual. Mr. Tickle likes to hang out too. Inspired by Roger Hargreaves’ Mr. Men series.
You’ve Got Red On You
When you spot a girl in the garden or find your flatmate was bitten by some crackhead, be aware that the zombie apocalypse may have started. And in the course of fleeing your house, saving your mum, finding your girlfriend and rendezvousing down the pub while simultaneously defending yourself against […]
I Heart Heart Gallifrey
Its a pretty commonly known fact that Time Lords have two hearts. So next time you see a Time Lord with a “I Heart [insert name of your town or city here]” t-shirt, make sure he has two hearts on it. Otherwise he only loves the city half-heartedly by human […]
Dark Side Propaganda
Your Empire needs you. Alone we are weak. Together we are strong. Join the Dark Side and together we can defeat the Rebel Menace. Pick up your free little red book for more information. Star Wars meets Communist Propaganda in this if-Siths-were-Communists mash-up.
Snow-Lek
Shirty the snow-lek is a Dalek in snowman form With his carrot laser and eye-stalk branch, he wants to kill you all. Shirty the snow-lek can whether ‘most any storm But when Winter ends and the sun comes out, he’ll melt all over your lawn Frosty the Snowman meets Doctor […]
He-Frog & Snufflecat
It isn’t easy being green…unless you’re a He-Frog who rides a Snufflecat. Of course, you do have to hold aloft a sword and say the magic words “By the Power of Sesame, I am He-Frog”. Featuring Kermit the Frog and Snuffleupagus dressed as their favourite Masters of the Universe alter-egos, […]
Hogwarts Crest
Attention muggles! Dream of playing quidditch? Fancy yourself at Wizard’s Chess? Want to study potions? Need to learn transfiguration? Your admission letter may never have arrived but now you too can bask in the reflected glory of wizarding greatness and show your school spirit with the crest of your favourite […]
Dire Brew
When the good folk from Game of Thrones aren’t waging war and hacking each other to pieces, they’re drinking….a lot. And the finest brew in all of the seven kingdoms is Direwolf Winter Lager, from the Stark Brewing Company. Direwolf Winter Lager. Because Winter is Coming. Game of Thrones meets […]
Gallifrey Express
Sure, Planet Express delivers in space, but only Gallifrey Express delivers through time and space. If you want the fastest delivery service in the Universe, just call 1-800-THE-DOCTOR and your package will be delivered in an instant. Futurama’s Planet Express meets Doctor Who in this time and space mash-up.
Gallifreyan Docs
Cybermen to the left of me, Daleks to the right. Here I am, stuck in the T.A.R.D.I.S with Who! Dr Eleven, Dr Ten, Dr Four, Dr Seven, Dr Nine and Dr Five get together to plan the ultimate heist. Inspired by Doctor Who and Quentin Tarantino’s cult-classic, Reservoir Dogs.
60 Percent of the Time
Sex Panther Cologne….for when you want to make a special little kitty purr. It’s illegal in nine countries. It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. And best of all, studies show that 60% of the time, it works every time. Inspired by Brian Fantana’s quote […]
To Infinity and Beyond
2 ∞ & < Buzz Lightyear’s catchphrase To Infinity and Beyond is apparently the formula for success, having been geeked-out into a mathematical equation. This is what happens math geeks spend too much time watching Toy Story.
What’s Up Doc?
Everyone has a favourite. Doctor, that is. And Bugs Bunny’s favourite is Matt Smith – because bow ties and fezzes are cool. This design features Bugs Bunny dressed as his favourite Doctor – complete with bow tie and fez – accompanied by his catchphrase, “What’s up Doc?“. Bugs Bunny meets […]
Spoilt
Spoiler Alert! Where were you when you found out the Darth Vader was in fact Luke Skywalker’s father or that Verbal Kent was actually Keyser Soze? For most – happily – it will have been watching these movies with their plot twists and turns before climaxing with the dramatic revelation. […]
Scotty’s Starship Repair Shop
Some people slip idly into retirement, but not Scotty. No, Montgomery Scott realized he can give more…and has swapped the USS Enterprise for private enterprise. Whether you need dilithium crystals realigned or your warp engine fixed, Scotty’s Starship Repair Shop boasts miracles on a deadline – best service guaranteed. Because […]
The Binge
For those of you who had a big night last night, you weren’t the only ones…. Spare a thought for the puppets of the world whose whole existence revolves around consuming copious amounts of cookies and milk for the amusement of small children. Inspired by Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster and […]
Great Scott!!!
Inspired by Back to the Future and Calvin and Hobbes, zomboy’s Great Scott!!! features the Doc and Marty taking the delorean out for a spin.
The Stranger Than Fiction World Tour
Everyone loves a music festival. The music, the atmosphere, the alcohol and drugs (if you’re into that sort of thing), and to remember it all – especially after the alcohol and drugs – the tour t-shirt. The Stranger Than Fiction World Tour line-up features some of the most popular musicians […]
Dark Lord Happy Hour
It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday, the three Dark Lords have arrived. There a Sith and a Maiar and a Wizard to boot, lamenting how they’ve barely survived. Darth Varder is nursing his pint of ale, while Sauron’s cocktail makes him less of a man Voldemort is chatting away, with […]
