Monty Python Crest
It’s a Monty Python Crest. But it’s pronounced “Throat-Warbler Mangrove”. And now for something completely different… Moose Trainer Wanted. Yodeling experience required…preferably in Chinese. Vegetarians and Italians need not apply.
Jurassic Betrayal
Stegosaurus: Yes… yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… This Land. Allosaurus: I think we should call it… your grave! Stegosaurus: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! If you don’t know what this quote […]
Things Tobias Says
If you’re a buy-curious blow-hard blue-man with a proclivity for unwittingly dropping double entendres, you may be a fan of Tobias Fünke. 10 quotes from Arrested Development’s favorite never-nude, Tobias Fünke.
The Millennium Falcor
The NeverEnding Story was my favourite movie when I was 6, and Star Wars – the originals – have been firm favorites shortly after. Imagine a world where The NeverEnding Story meets Star Wars, where a young Anakin Skywalker is an accomplished snail racer; where Jabba the Hut eats rocks […]
El-Wing
After the Battle of Endor, Lando Calrissian continued his valiant crusade alongside the Rebel Forces in the stylish El-Wing. A Star Wars X-wing meets a 1985 El Camino in this Spaceballs-esque mash-up.
The Infinite Supper
We all knew Doctor Who was biblical. He is after all a Time Lord; we see countless companions praying he’ll save them and he has, basically, eternal life. It seems fitting then – in what is probably a sacrilegious way – that Colin Biggs gives us The Infinite Supper, bringing […]
Imperial Breakfast
Because you can never really use enough force when juicing an orange. Darth Vader enjoys a healthy breakfast of cornflakes – complete with Death Star bowl – and freshly force-squeezed orange juice in this Star Wars parody.
Bluth Family Crest
Fans of Arrested Development are all to familiar with the phrase “I need a favor“, having been said by each family to Michael at some stage. Inspired by Michael’s response “We should put that on our family crest”, The Bluth Family Crest features the family crest and a number of […]
Waterdancing
Syrio Forel’s School of Dance – for when you want to tango with the Lannisters. Inspired by Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire.
Cut the Cake
Everyone knows The Iron Chef – the iconic Japanese cooking show that pits chefs against each other using a specialty ingredient. Well now Mayamada brings us the Samurai Chef – just like Iron Chef but with weapons – combining the fine art of culinary expertise with the way of the samurai! […]
Impasse
“None shall pass.” “You shall not pass.” Deep in the mines of Moria under the shadow of the road to Camelot, Gandalf the Grey came to an impasse when he encountered the Black Knight by a small bridge spanning a shallow stream in a bottomless chasm. Lord of the Rings […]
Shinobi-Wan
Feudal Japan gave us the Shinobi. George Lucas gave us the Jedi (he also gave us Ja Ja Binks, but I am conveniently ignoring that). Both are respected warrior groups versed in the art of war. Both favor sword-like weapons: Jedi use Light Sabers, Shinobi use Katanas; and both favor […]
Hello Koshka
Welcome to the world of A Clockwork Kitty. Alex DeLarge – the protagonist in Burgess’s novel and Kubrick’s film, A Clockwork Orange – meets Japanese children’s icon Hello Kitty in this ultraviolent mash-up. Because cats get the whole charming yet cruel thing.
Lo Pan’s High Cuisine
Lo Pan’s High Cuisine – if you like John Carpenter, and you like puns, then you might tolerate this… Inspired by the cult film “Big Trouble in Little China”.
Lucky Thunder Cat
If you’ve ever walked into a Chinese restaurant – or any shop owned by Chinese – you’ve probably seen the Lucky Cat on the shop counter. Believed to bring good luck to the owner, the lucky cat often has one paw raised welcoming you to the establishment. And what could […]
Monkey Magic
Every child of the 80’s remembers the cult classic TV show Monkey, based on the Chinese folktale Journey to the West. What better way to learn about Chinese culture than through a Japanese production of a Chinese classic dubbed into English? Monkey Magic features the heroes of the story: Pigsy […]
Danger Mao
He’s the greatest, He’s fantastic Wherever there’s danger he’ll be there He’s the ace, He’s amazing He’s the strongest he’s the quickest he’s the best Danger Mao He’s terrific, He’s magnific He’s the greatest communist leader in the world Danger Mao Power House He’s the fastest he’s the greatest he’s […]
Mighty Mao
Mr. trouble never hangs around, when he hears this Mighty sound, Here I come to save the day! That means that Mighty Mao is on the way! Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right, Mighty Mao will join the fight! He will march across the land, And bring […]
Visit Arrakis
From food-tours of Caladan to hunting tours on Geidi Prime; walking tours of the Imperial Capital, Kaitain to Highliner cruises around the galaxy, the Dune universe provides a multitude of travel destinations for travelers from all walks of life. And for the adventurous (and pilgrims in years to come), there […]
Time Lord Cafe
The über-cool cafe with random Time Lord memorabilia hanging on the walls. Perhaps you like musical memorabilia such as records from The WHOs Reunion Tour or Daleks in Abbey Road; perhaps you want to see the Doctors head in a jar (a very popular option with Dalek visitors); or maybe […]
Robo Holmes
After a fatal confrontation with Professor James Moriaty, Sherlock Holmes is brought back to life in the form of an experimental crime-fighting cyborg known as RoboHolmes. With machine-like powers of calculation and deduction to solve a case, and a bloody-great gun to enforce justice, RoboHolmes represents the penultimate in both […]
A Drink From the Future
John Zoidberg may possibly be the most incompetent Doctor in the universe, but what he lacks in medical acumen, he more than makes up for in brewing skills. Using a special recipe from his home planet, Decapod 10, and fermentation process utilizing his own ink sacks for that special taste, […]
Classic Blunders
The Princess Bride was a childhood classic. Never seen The Princess Bride? Inconceivable! Inspired by Vizzini’s quote during his battle of wits with the man in black, this tee illustrates the classic blunders in full 8-bit retro-gaming glory. And remember, only by building up an immunity to iocane powder can […]
Pigs in Space
Do you remember the adventures of Captain Link Hogthrob, First Mate Piggy, and Dr. Julius Strangepork aboard the Swinetrek? As I’ve got older and reflected upon Pigs in Space, I’ve realized that this simple sketch represents various aspects of my childhood and adult life – The Muppets, Science Fiction and […]
