Machine Gun Bloom Bloom
Make love not war. Put flowers in your hair and have a drum circle. Peace, love and music. Go back to Woodstock you bloody hippies! I’ve got a fully-automatic “flower-power” machine gun and I’m not afraid to use it! With over 150 rounds a second, I’ll pump you full of […]
There’s A Party In My Snake
How can you be a social butterfly when you’re a rodent? Well with the social snake party palace, you’ll be the talk of the town. This roomy reptile has something for every party mouse. The party python has room to gamble, room to dance, room to play, and room […]
Group Hug
Awwww…..It’s all cute having lunch ingredients hug, isn’t it? But I see a culinary “Rubin’s Vase” here – the figure/ground optical illusion of either a face or a vase depending on your perception. I think most people see a happy sandwich family having a big cuddle…maybe the tomato is getting a […]
VIPER FRENZY!
Snakes – they get a bad wrap. Maybe its the crap movies made about them like Snakes on a Plane or Anaconda. Maybe its because their names and reputations have been tarnished and unfairly ruined by Hollywood in movies like Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda or even Kill Bill with the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. Maybe its because […]
ZebrART
Sssshhhh. I’m trying to blend. It’s a zebra and it’s art. What more is there to say?
Was A Legend
Transportation comes in all shapes and sizes. He-man had Battlecat. The Ringwraiths had the Nazgul. Mario had Yoshi. The Doctor had the TARDIS. So why wouldn’t the Grim Reaper have a shark and ride it like a surfboard? Death is a gnarly dude.
Whoo Me?
What do you get if you cross a Mexican sugar skull with an Easter egg and a nocturnal avian? Hipster Owls! That’s right, this little hipster owl looks so delectable you could just break him open like a pinata and eat his chocolate goodness. This is what the owls in Harry Potter […]
Dream Quest
The owl has been known as a totem of inner wisdom, the ability to extract secrets. Let the sacred owl guide you in your dreams, whether awake or in slumber. This Dream Catching T shirt will impress all who gaze upon this anciently themed piece. Hieroglyphics, a dream catcher, the […]
The Raven
1st place in Derby #289: Literary Classics, with 363 votes! “The Raven” By Tennessee Williams ACT I (At the rise of the curtain a young man sits in an green leather chair of solid but not outré manufacture. Outside night has fallen — the type of night typical in its […]
I Just Call it Housekeeping Remix
Even Death has to do the ironing… You know how it is going about your house chores being the Grim Reaper: Sweeping up the souls of the damned from under the carpet where they have been laying for what seems like eternity; Scrubbing out the lives of the soon-to-be newly […]
Dine-o-saurs
Dinosaurs. The original red meat. If we don’t learn from history, we’re doomed to repeat it. Some dinosaurs weighed upwards of 40 tons. FORTY TONS! Do you know how much you have to eat to maintain mass that size? I can’t even imagine the refined sugars and starches those things […]
Ninja Starry Night
It’s fair to say that despite being virtually shunned in his own time Vincent Van Gogh has had a huge influence on 20th Century art. Yet how differently would the world see his artwork if instead of looking out of his window and seeing sunflowers and stars he saw Ninjas […]
The Star Seeker
Stardust gave us pirates catching lightening with a ship in the clouds, so a businessman in a spacesuit with a butterfly net catching stars seems reasonably normal. Nothing strange here. Move along.
Book Wyrm
As with many phrases from forgotten lore, the modern term “Book Worm” has evolved with the times and with it the original meaning and origin have – until now – been lost. Book Worm – used in the modern context to denote bibliophiles and avid readers has evolved from the medieval […]
The Lochness Connection
Seldom are shirts available for lovers, dreamers and cryptozoologists… Why are there so many sightings of nessy? And where has he really come from? Someday we’ll find it…The Lochness Connection…the monsters, the Muppets and me. Inspired by The Muppets and the Loch Ness Monster.
I Am Cauliflower
As a student I had one simple rule when it came to green vegetables: If it was in my fridge and it was green, throw it out. It probably entered the fridge as another color, and being green meant that it had died and was slowly being resurrected as a […]
Zombie Love
If Shaun of the Dead taught us one thing, it’s that you can find love during a zombie apocalypse… It can be tough being a sensitive, new-age, zombie – a SNAZ – during the zombie apocalypse. While most of your friends are out doing the whole “Braaainnnssss…mmmmm” and eating anyone who […]
Be What You Want
Unicorns really can be holier-than-thou little f*#kers – lauding over the rest of the animal kingdom the fact they’re all ethereal and mystical with a beautiful horn. Well you know what unicorns? Rhinos have a horn too, and people don’t seek them out to drink their blood to attain immortality! […]
It’s All Fun and Games Until…
Life can be pretty trying for a balloon – especially balloons born into the service of carnies. One moment you’re hanging out on a wall with your friends chatting about typical balloon things – weather, air pressure, sharp objects – and the next you realize your entire existence has been a […]
