Big Bad Wolf
Red found a different kind of wolf in the forest. Little Red Riding Hood meets Doctor Who in this Bad Wolf mash-up.
Dalek
Daleks – The mutated descendants of the Kaleds of the planet Skaro. They fought the Time Lords in the Last Great Time War, ending in the near-total destruction of both races. Regarded by the Doctor as his greatest enemy, the Daleks were hated and feared throughout time and space. They […]
The Debate of the Century
M.D. vs. PhD. Medical diagnostician vs. Theoretical physicist. Doctor vs. Doctor. This is the socially inept debate of the century. The winner will be arrogant, conceited, and intolerable. So will the loser. Dr. Sheldon Cooper vs. Dr. Gregory House. Who will win? Who would you want to win? And what are they actually debating? […]
Helixtricity
Derby #291: Video Game Titles Reinterpreted. Here’s my pitch for a movie for a super hero movie: so there’s this teenaged kid, okay, and he notices that whenever he walks under street lights, they turn off. So that gets him thinking like, Whoa wait, am I electrically charged?! So he […]
First Date
Star Wars had a number of love stories – Leia and Han, Anakin and Padme, but little attention was paid to the real love story between a Wookiee and an Ewok… They had a love that was real, that was enduring, that was forbidden. The wookiee and the ewok. A […]
I Want To Believe
X-Files has a lot to answer for. I want to believe. The truth is out there. But then so are a lot of nutters. I grew up watching X-Files: Mulder, Scully, and a myriad of alien conspiracies, paranormal activity and unexplained phenomenon. From alien encounters to giant fluke worms, the Jersey Devil to […]
That's No Basketball
When you get tired trying to take over the galaxy under the watchful eye of the Emperor and ridding the universe of the rebel scum, sometimes its nice to just go out, hit the court and have a little game of basketball. Space Jam eat your heart out! Inspired by […]
Time Fiction
Just what the world needs…hitmen that can travel through time and space. Well they are pretty badass Doctors. Doctor Who meets Pulp Fiction in this trans-dimensional mash-up.
Python Style
Riding invisible horses before it was cool. Monty Python meets Gangnam Style.
Time Travel is Cool
2nd place in Derby #290: New Secret Societies with 292 votes! Here’s my pitch for a sweet new time travel movie! Opening scene: there’s a dinosaur walking down Madison Avenue and everyone’s like, “Holy crap, a dinosaur!” except for one or two people who’re all like, “What do you expect […]
Beer Me Up Scotty
Sure the crew of the Enterprise worked hard, but they played hard too! A St. Patrick’s Day homage to Star Trek.
I am a Giddy Goat!
Lego + The IT Crowd = 1 Giddy Goat The IT Crowd meets lego in this geeky mash-up.
Don’t Use the ‘Z’ Word
Please don’t use the ‘Z’ word. Our undead friends find the word offensive and may in fact try to eat you if they hear you say it. Instead, you may use the words ‘walking dead’, ‘walker’, ‘undead’, ‘life-force challenged’, or simply ‘the-guy-who-was-formally-Bill’ or whatever name that former-person had before their […]
A Pixel of My Childhood
It’s easy to get nostalgic about the 8-bit pixellated glory that was the video games your childhood.
Definition – Programmer
if (exists($understanding) && $funny == true) { $you = “nerd”; }
Word Problem
Before the word, there was the rebus. Cave paintings? Egyptian hieroglyphics? Mayan pictograms? All just puzzles designed to tweak that remote lobe in your brain where the linguistic, visual, and logical intertwine. Now you can put the power of the rebus 2 work 4 U with this consummate nerdwear. It’s […]
Nobody's Perfect
For the person who, on average, is better than average. There’s nothing unusual about having an inflated opinion of oneself. Every woman thinks she the best taste in shoes. Every man thinks he could take his best friend in a fight. Every American thinks he or she is the best […]
I’m Invincible!
Sometime switching careers doesn’t workout. The differences between being say, a Black Knight guarding a bridge and a plumber-cum-adventurer can be insurmountable. And yet sometimes you get the invincibility star and you get exactly what you want… The Black Knight always triumphs! You yellow-bellied mushroom bastards! I’ll bite your delicious legs off! […]
Condition: Fleshwound
Do you think your invincible? Do you fight beyond your means and skill when playing Fallout OR when crossing swords with the King of England? Do you think strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a basis for a system of government, or rather, that supreme executive power is derived from […]
Quotes of a Slayer
8 Quotes from Sunnydale’s favorite vampire slayer, in classic Tom Trager typographic style. Inspired by Joss Whedon’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Tis Tis Tis But A Scratch
Lets not go to the club, tis a silly place…. Inspired by Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
The Droid King
A long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away, a golden king rules over these tiny bear creatures. He is “The Droid King”. Star Wars meets the Lion King in this new-found Disney mash-up.
