Fangbanger Compatibility Quiz
1. A vampire should:
a) Brood
b) Sparkle
c) Fight for vampire rights
d) Suck my neck
e) Die
2. A vampire should live:
a) In Sunnydale or L.A.
b) In Washington
c) In Louisiana
d) In a castle
d) He shouldn’t live
3. A vampire should look like:
a) A neanderthal with a mono-brow, a trench coat and too much hair spray
b) Cedric Diggory…if he were selling hair products
c) Vinny from Home and Away…again with too much hair product. He may not be a vampire but that is what he should look like
d) Someone who uses too much foundation and too much brill cream
e) A corpse with a stake through his heart. Hair style is irrelevant
4. If I were alone with a vampire I would:
a) Hunt “bad” vampires
b) Cry uncontrollably in fear he might leave
c) Have sex
d) Run Away
e) Stake him
If you answered mostly A – Angel – you’re most likely a Joss Whedon fan who has been telling people for years how good he is.
If you answered mostly B – Edward Cullen (Twilight) – you’re most likely a teenage schoolgirl with no concept of real-world relationships or adult literature.
If you answered mostly C – Jason Stackhouse (True Blood) – you’re a sexual deviant with some taste in vampire shows, but little taste in Australian soapies.
If you answered mostly D – Dracula – you are a fan of the classics and would not likely have read the rubbish the B respondants did
If you answered mostly E you may be a lichen.
The correct answer folks, is A, C, D or E. If you don’t like the quiz, Bite me!
Inspired by True Blood and Fangbangers everywhere.
