Ghosts. They’re real. They’re mean. They’re HERE.
And you can see them for yourself!
SEE! Class 5 Free-Roaming Full Torso Vaporous Apparitions!
SEE! Symmetrical Book-Stacking!
SEE! $%@! that’ll turn you WHITE!
More fun than the Tunguska Blast of 1909!
You’ll have the SLIME of your afterlife!
Be ready to believe us!
Want tickets? Who ya gonna call? 555-2368
